Seriously, Earl? Now Opal has to go to the store and buy her own loaf of bread, head of lettuce, brick of cheese, and anything else with which to make a sandwich!
I had a doctor who liked to shake hands after the visit. One time I told him I had a cold; he said it was okay to shake his hand because he never gets a cold. I switched doctors shortly after that.
Your immune system needs practice. How is it supposed to get any practice if you’re always washing your hands after using (or fixing) the toilet? – based on a George Carlin routine
Once I had a guy remark, " Where I come from our mothers taught us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom." Too which I replied " Where I grew up our mothers taught us not to pee on our hands!"
When repairing a toilet, you are usually working with the tank, that water is clean, as opposed to the water that has been contaminated down at the business end.
So many times I’ve been in a public restroom and seen men leave after doing a 2 without even running water over their hands, much less using soap. What were these guys taught at home as children? My gosh…..I use a paper towel to open the door to leave the restroom after seeing that. I always want to say something to them, but who knows? The guy might have a gun or knife on him and be very irritated that I said anything. Not worth the risk.
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
Hey.. that’s two sammiches for me!
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Seriously, Earl? Now Opal has to go to the store and buy her own loaf of bread, head of lettuce, brick of cheese, and anything else with which to make a sandwich!
Macushlalondra about 5 years ago
Ewww Earl!
enigmamz about 5 years ago
That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
sirbadger about 5 years ago
A good way to test your sphincter is to wait until you need to use the toilet before fixing the toilet.
stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago
Do guys ever wash their hands??
dadoctah about 5 years ago
In the last panel we find Earl’s tribute to six-time presidential candidate Patrick Layton Paulsen (July 6, 1927-January 24, 1997).
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
I had a doctor who liked to shake hands after the visit. One time I told him I had a cold; he said it was okay to shake his hand because he never gets a cold. I switched doctors shortly after that.
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Here’s a thought: is this sort of thing happening in fast food places everywhere?
J Short about 5 years ago
But she doesn’t worry about the cat walking on the kitchen counter.
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Opal the question is : When did you last “WASH” your hands !
jagedlo about 5 years ago
At least he was kind enough to make you a sandwich…
ANIMAL about 5 years ago
Well PLAYED……. now ya get TWO sandwiches.
jslabotnik about 5 years ago
Your immune system needs practice. How is it supposed to get any practice if you’re always washing your hands after using (or fixing) the toilet? – based on a George Carlin routine
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just say yes, Earl.
TerBer about 5 years ago
Once I had a guy remark, " Where I come from our mothers taught us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom." Too which I replied " Where I grew up our mothers taught us not to pee on our hands!"
Tentoes about 5 years ago
I worked in food service for several years. I wash my hands ALL the time. Did somebody say “OCD?”
assrdood about 5 years ago
Two rules for plumbers: Poop runs downhill and don’t bite your nails.
JudyHendrickson about 5 years ago
mine does!!
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 5 years ago
When repairing a toilet, you are usually working with the tank, that water is clean, as opposed to the water that has been contaminated down at the business end.
dsidney49 about 5 years ago
Correction… Earl made TWO sandwiches for himself!!
ex window inspector about 5 years ago
So many times I’ve been in a public restroom and seen men leave after doing a 2 without even running water over their hands, much less using soap. What were these guys taught at home as children? My gosh…..I use a paper towel to open the door to leave the restroom after seeing that. I always want to say something to them, but who knows? The guy might have a gun or knife on him and be very irritated that I said anything. Not worth the risk.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
So wrong, so wrong.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Eeeeewwwwww
Dr_Fogg about 5 years ago
When did you last wash your hands? Recently. Said the dwarf. :-)
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Opal can be SO demanding !!!! lol
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 5 years ago
I love her but sometimes Opal is nitpicky.
Old Asdirt about 5 years ago
Yes, after I made the sandwiches.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Ever look up the numbers for deaths related to dirty hands?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
I wash my hands often.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
He’s just yanking her chain… Every guy knows the three rules of plumbing:
1: Sh*t runs down hill
2: Payday’s Friday
3: Wash your hands before you eat