Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 25, 2021

For instance, if your parents force you to listen to politics on the radio while in the car.

SHE HAS THE POWERRR!

On the other hand, she might not want it to be accidentally triggered if she got into a tickle fight.

Now we just need to see Phoebe rendevouz with Dakota at school for something.

At least she can’t mute our comments:-D. For now anyway.

“Fear Phoebe and her ‘heavenly nostrils’! ".

I can’t even contemplate it.

The mute button was invented long ago. They called it the Sony Walkman. ;-)

Or you can just use earplugs.

I hope this arc isn’t over and next week we’ll see what Dakota wanted to tell her.

Yeah, sound is the scariest part of the world.

Does that mean that she also has power in her belly-button lint?

She should probably have it removed before her wedding night, and reinstalled a week later for the rest of the marriage.

Can I have an option to mute the world but have any song I want playing? That would be awesome.

Return of the Mack… Return of the Mack…

Return of the Mack… You know that I’ll be back…

Phoebe and her enchanted navel should make friends with Steven Universe and his bellybutton gem.

(senses one character not afraid to tell the world to “shut up”; senses one other character not afraid to tell the world to “[f]ear”)

As someone who’s hard of hearing, I have to say that talk radio makes me grateful for my hearing loss.

Now this would be the kind of world that Calvin would want to live in.

So now we have Marigold Heavenly Nostrils and Phoebe Enchanted Navel.

Or when someone tries to explain why masks and vaccines and reliable information are good things to have.

Marigold’s last line is funny even if taken out of context.