Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    So we should get rid of Rat and those like him to make life easier.

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    Perhaps the other driver could just park his car on another spot, such as Rat’s feet.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 3 years ago

    “Love thy neighbor as thyself” only works well with those who love themselves…

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There are a lot of rats around, aren’t there?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Pastis needed a counter-example of good behavior. That’s probably why Pastis made him be a rat.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    When you are the supreme leader of North Korea, you can think like that.

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Be a good neighbor. Park Rat’s car on his bed.

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    The Old Wolf  over 3 years ago

    “Lock him up!”

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    it’s more entertaining if everyone acts just as badly as rat…

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    What do you expect from a Rat ? … Croc Power !

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    My New York friend’s mother-in-law would take her knife out and puncture TWO tires on double parked cars. Yikes!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pretty sure that’s exactly how the world works, Goat.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Rat really puts the rat into “rat”!

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    dwane.scoty1  over 3 years ago

    You’re supposed to double park adjacent an EMPTY parking space, Lightwieght!

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    MD Bear Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Call this the “Rategorical Imperative”.

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    diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Anyone can serve as a bad example

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Vengeance is Rats MO!

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Why does Goat even try to get through to that rodent?

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    Bet Rat goes to church every Sunday, too. . .sigh.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic toneAll centuries but this, and every country but his own;

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Too many in the world are like Rat, and worse.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Throw that rule out the window in Portland!

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    There is little worse than the offensive, inconsiderate double-parker or those who (as in my favorite overseas city) park on the sidewalk, in crosswalks, and in front of handicap access ramps. I walk over them,, and if I had a hammer….

    This is your day for retribution, Rat. Today, Cartoon-Boy gets to wield the bat and you get the lumps, or, as some say, eat wood!

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    Beer  over 3 years ago

    By the way, what’s the current count?

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    Saturday's Child  over 3 years ago

    I actually like Rat. He’s funny and we could all use some funny these days. :)

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    rwg1957rwg  over 3 years ago

    Where’s zeeba neighbor’s friend?

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    Kittens  over 3 years ago

    : )

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