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  1. 29 days ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Donated here. I just wish that I had noticed autocorrect changed Pab to Pan in the comment. Ah, well, the money is just as green.

  2. 30 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    Except for those bear chat rooms, where it’s assumed.

  3. 30 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    We need to see a movie starring Middle-Aged-Couple-In-Armchairs-Man, forming the entire basis of the New Yorker Cinematic Universe. Follow it up with Businessmen-in-Boardrooms-Man, Eustace Tilley: The Motion Picture, Captain Jokes-That-Only-Make-Sense-To-People-Who-Live-On-Central-Park-West, and The Journalistic Adventures of Ronan Farrow.

    These all lead up to a pair of epic crossover movies, The New Yorkers: Age of Weinstein and The New Yorkers: Me2.

    Unfortunately, despite each having a budget somewhere between half and three quarters of a billion dollars, the movies will only be shown in small, art house theaters in NYC and LA, for one week between Christmas and New Years. The monetary losses will be so great that a financial panic will ensue, leading to a market crash that will make the 2008 downturn look like Elon Musk losing a couple grand at a blackjack table in Vegas.

  4. 30 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    I think you need a new perspective on the question.

    (Get it? Perspective? Okay, I’ll leave the jokes to the professionals.)

  5. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Well, they probably also taught you that zero divided by any number is zero, so by that logic, 0/0 = 0. And they may have taught you that division by zero is undefined, so following that, 0/0 is undefined.

  6. about 2 months ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

    Well, in 2016, she hit him with about three million more snowballs then he hit her with. But since he hit her with a few thousand more snowballs in three states, the Snowball College said he was the winner.

    (Am I stretching the analogy too far? Ah, well, if you wanted incisive political analysis, you wouldn’t be reading GoComics comments from an ursine poster.)

  7. about 2 months ago on Frazz

    Okay, I really did attend Powell Middle School, and they really do abbreviate it PMS. They even put “PMS: Catch the Spirit!” on the sign out front once.

  8. about 2 months ago on Frazz

    Oh, sure, mock the concept of permanent record if you will, but it’s been over forty years since I encouraged the students at Powell Middle School (dear ol’ PMS) to rise up against the oppressive faculty and establish a perfect students’ state, and people STILL bring it up! I hear they still keep photos in the principal’s office of “I will not foment Marxist-Leninist Revolution in class until I can successfully explain Marxism and Leninism” written 150 times on Mrs. Crabtree’s blackboard1.

    1 Not really. I was trying to foment Maoism2.

    2 Not really. In fact, not at all.

  9. about 2 months ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

    Oh, not just that. Brexit was a major win for him, too. Friday was a big day for him.

  10. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The final panel should have been rat tossing the missing figurine at Pastis, making it either “Nun of the Above” or a “Flying Nun”.