Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2016


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Heck, Denns Kucinich has more than 39,000 Twitter followers.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 3 years ago

    Orphanage founder, philanthropist, museum founder, bridge builder… and twit.:Well, at least Johnson makes me feel a lot better about myself.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    “Never send to know for whom the Twitter tweets, it tweets for thee.” You twit!

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    cdgar  over 3 years ago

    The dumbing-down of America? Surprised there weren’t any gamers or rappers mentioned.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Take heart, Goat (and Pig, I guess). Coming generations will not be literate enough to engrave anything more than emoji on tombstones….

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    You doesn’t have to call me Johnson…You can call me Ray…You can call me Ray-Jay….but you doesn’t have to call me Johnson !

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Remember when they said “you can’t take it with you, when you die”?

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    whiteheron  over 3 years ago

    Under the wide and starry skyDig my grave and let me lieGlad that I tweet, and gladly I textAnd I Facebook the world with a will…….So these be the words you ‘grave for me:Forget the world it’s all about me,Home is the twit, home from the WebAnd photobomb is me.( I’m sorry Mr. Stevenson)

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    eddie6192  over 3 years ago

    As depressed as he is Goat should’ve went for a walk in the park instead…….on the other hand that dumb Pig is having a blast.

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    garcoa  over 3 years ago

    Oh my, I have no twitter followers. Guess I won’t have much to say on my tombstone.

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    iveltac  over 3 years ago

    My word does Stephan needs to do more CROCS!

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    AtariDragon  over 3 years ago

    What state had no orphanage before the 20th century?

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 3 years ago

    so does this mean he was a Twit?

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    FlatheadFord  over 3 years ago

    No Twitter, no Facebook, nor any other “social media”! I don’t care what you had for dinner, or what it was the next day.

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    richdell  over 3 years ago

    I was thinking McLean Stevenson ;)

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    dre7861  over 3 years ago

    Looks like Cartoon-Boy is going all fancy on us with the Zip-a-tone. Seriously though it looks good!

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    PASTIS1968 – 2016Died by the pun.

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    Number Three  over 3 years ago

    I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry at this.Hmm, I think I’ll laugh. I might get abuse for it but it’s only a

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the new product created by combining the three popular social media networks of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook …


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    mail2jbl  over 3 years ago

    Seems like so many cartoonists these days like to use their comics to satirize the use of cell phones and social media platforms. We get it, cartoonists; you don’t like phones or social media. Stop taking shots at’em. It’s tired, played, and lazy. Find something else to make fun of!

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    And for the record, “Pearls” got a shout-out today on Reply All here on GoComics.

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    highrollerhydra87  over 3 years ago

    Maybe he shouldn’t text while driving.

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