Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2015

Wow, just wow. Stephan, you’ve got testicles the size of watermelons — and made of titanium!

I know a librarian, and I really enjoy Faulkner.

I’m surprised Pig didn’t even fall through that little water-draining hole while standing on the pot.

Hmmmm, Pastis must have been having complaints from some papers when he did this one. Considering he works months in advance of when the strips actually run, I wonder which strip or arc brought this one to creation.

Steph, Steph … you’re pushing the envelope here, double time!

That comic strip censor is being rather blunt with them.

I guess they’ll have to go to the roof of pigs’ house and sit on a shingle!

You can be on the pot In Colorado ………………

Ya shouldn’ta done it, Pastis. Now they’re all doing it.-C’mon, people, remember what Mom used to say: “Just because Stephan does it doesn’t mean you have to!!”

Reminds me of another taunting of the censors…

“So we put her on the hit listOf a common cunning linguistA master of many tongues” ~ Deep Purple – Knocking At Your Back Door

Why, Pig! In panel 2 you look just like Alice Otterloop dancing on her manhole cover! That officious Comic Strip Censor is a real prig, however. that’s prig with a “g,” GoComics Censor….

@Sherlock WatsonThe critic doesn’t The Sound of that, and the Fury is rising

Looks like the Censor is getting all sitty about it!

Keep up the good work Pastis!!!

Well, sit happens!

This gives me the urge for a potent potable………

Saw this punch line from several miles out — laughed out loud anyway. Keep up the good work.

the censor is sensitive. we should try to not hurt his feelings

Yah, censor! Pot’s not legal where you live.See the sensitive censor snivel.

Free ‘Cannabis’ for all. It’s a plant. Peace. :)

if you seek amy

There IS a Pot Sensor and now we know what it looks like!

Is he now going to some ‘sofa king’ material? (This couch is Sofa King comfortable…)

See you next tuesday.

But in CO it’s legal!

The Comic Strip Censor turns up like a recurring dream.

A very bad recurring dream!

xxx

Is the dude in the top hat one of the censors from the starship Enterprise?!?

now i am nostalgic for my 20’s. i’d drive my friend from philly to the northeast through god help me kensington. not now for sure. there was a dive looking chinese place. the fu kwai inn. no spacing between words.we would always yell at it as we drove by. my late crazy 20’s

Could do an alternate version with a Devo reference