Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2014

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    Next lesson: Don’t sniff her butt on the first date.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    With a giveaway like that, how can dogs play poker?

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    knight1192a  almost 10 years ago

    NO LABORDOODLE!! Lenny, find some breed other than a poodle.

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    arye uygur  almost 10 years ago

    Dogs can never bluff – uncontrollable wagging of their tails is a dead giveaway.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  almost 10 years ago

    Lenny blew it again…

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    It would appear that Lenny is a yellow Lab….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    If you keep to the truth, it is much easier to maintain a tale that does not wave about wildly with every stimulus. But such are used mainly as cautionary among the white-tale deer population.

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    Rwill  almost 10 years ago

    Well, at least he didn’t pee all over the carpet.

    That we can tell.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    keep in under the table O.K.!

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    johndifool  almost 10 years ago

    It’s a kaka kookoo world when you have to do things back-buttwards to “succeed” in this society…

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    Lou  almost 10 years ago

    Lenny, don’t worry about seeming over-eager. In fact, I bet she finds Labradors fetching.

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    Daniel Quilp  almost 10 years ago

    In his book, “Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman,” Nobel Prize winning physicist Richard Feynman describes getting the same advice from a Las Vegas nightclub owner. He reported that the strategy worked, even though the young lady had left with another man. The nightclub owner told him that she would be back, and sure enough, she returned later to be with him.

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    “Just one of those things”


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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    If you’re going to Rat for relationship advice, you deserve whatever happens to you

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    The roommate’s cat would starve if it had to fend for itself. He whips his tail against the underbrush every time he spots any prey, scaring it off.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 10 years ago

    I thought that dog was a sheep for a second.

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