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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2013

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    BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:)  over 5 years ago

    HBO?

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Killing somebody is one thing, but crossing Comcast or Time Warner is really asking for it.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    The Leader of the Pack?

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, they could call their gang the moron brotherhood. I don’t think that name is taken.

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    margueritem  over 5 years ago

    What a swell idea!

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  over 5 years ago

    And Stephan is in jail, again, think he’ll be rescued by a flying Crocodile with a bomb again?

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    legaleagle48  over 5 years ago

    I wonder who, er — Ratted him out.

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    edclectic  over 5 years ago

    The Gang That Couldn’t Pun Straight.

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    corzak  over 5 years ago

    Excessive sentencing. There was no need to put them in super-maximum security detention. Look at that place. There’s NO way they’ll get out of there.

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    WoodEye  over 5 years ago

    I’ve often thought he should be there, but I didn’t think he would do it himself!

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    Alexikakos  over 5 years ago

    We need a pun…A lady was filling her tank at a gas station and smoking a cigarette even though all the signs say not to.The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands and at the same time igniting her sleeve. .

    Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street.A police car was at the intersection where it happened and the officer tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. All the officer could think of to do was to shoot her.The officer then ran over to her and put the fire out, and called for an ambulance.When questioned about his course of action to stop the woman, the officer said……..,

    “My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm.”

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Stop press: Cartoon-Boy Does Hard Time!…In an unlikely turn of events, cartoon-Pastis today joined three of his characters behind bars. Police say he confessed to defrauding The Big Cable Company. The judge immediately sentenced him. Along with Andy, Bookie Baby, and Mr. Snuffles, cartoon-Pastis can only hope for a miraculous rescue!…Li’l Guard Duck, where are you (bring your RPG-launcher)?

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    oldschool434  over 5 years ago

    Looks like Pastis is bound to be somebody’s b*tch in the near future………….

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    Just wait till they find out he took the tag off his mattress, too!

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    CuproFun  over 5 years ago

    So, what gang will it be? The Cripes? The Bluhds? The Tiny RazzzzzzCals? Watch for the colors!

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    eddie6192  over 5 years ago

    Evidently that police officer cares about that kind of stuff.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Did Stephan pass GO? Did he collect $200?!?

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    k_aplin  over 5 years ago

    More Snuffles!

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    ArfArf88  over 5 years ago

    Looks like Pastis has painted himself into a corner.Now that the comic strip creator is in the clink as well, who is going to undo (undraw) the mess he created?

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    Kathy Freeman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hey…I did that once…=^..^=

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    Larry (as Jeffy) will bust them out. Even the hardened criminals need a hug!

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    Rick Smith Premium Member over 5 years ago

    HBO? He should be in jail for that. Who wants HBO?

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Why is Andy in jail, anyway? He wasn’t a criminal, just a little dog who freed himself after his owner chained him in the yard.

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    Oooooh… Stephan.

    It’s not always a good idea to talk so loud. You never know WHO might be ear wigging.

    LOL xxx

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    Rickapolis  over 5 years ago

    Is HBO still on?

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    mogelijk  over 5 years ago

    Amazing to me that the guard duck isn’t one of the ones incarcerated, I always thought Duck would be the first to be arrested. Then again, the way things are going…

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    dralcax  over 5 years ago

    If he paid $20… Technically the HBO wasn’t free.

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    jollyroger53  over 5 years ago

    OMG! Someone else besides me remembers the Inferior Five? The White Feather, Dumb Bunny, Awkwardman, The Blimp and Merryman, I believe! I was so young back then, I thought Dumb Bunny was SOOOOOOOOOOO hot! Ha ha ha!

    Anybody remember Marvel’s Not Brand ECCH! ?

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    sisofzhivago  over 5 years ago

    how did Andy end up in jail? I must have missed a day somewhere.

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    Edward Rozanski Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Stephan will probably be popular in prison. He’s got a purty face.

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    Quincy_Knows_Best  3 months ago

    I’m pretty sure giving someone money to give you something for free isn’t how logic works.

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