Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2013

HBO?

Killing somebody is one thing, but crossing Comcast or Time Warner is really asking for it.

The Leader of the Pack?

Well, they could call their gang the moron brotherhood. I don’t think that name is taken.

What a swell idea!

And Stephan is in jail, again, think he’ll be rescued by a flying Crocodile with a bomb again?

I wonder who, er — Ratted him out.

The Gang That Couldn’t Pun Straight.

Excessive sentencing. There was no need to put them in super-maximum security detention. Look at that place. There’s NO way they’ll get out of there.

I’ve often thought he should be there, but I didn’t think he would do it himself!

Stop press: Cartoon-Boy Does Hard Time!…In an unlikely turn of events, cartoon-Pastis today joined three of his characters behind bars. Police say he confessed to defrauding The Big Cable Company. The judge immediately sentenced him. Along with Andy, Bookie Baby, and Mr. Snuffles, cartoon-Pastis can only hope for a miraculous rescue!…Li’l Guard Duck, where are you (bring your RPG-launcher)?

Looks like Pastis is bound to be somebody’s b*tch in the near future………….

Just wait till they find out he took the tag off his mattress, too!

So, what gang will it be? The Cripes? The Bluhds? The Tiny RazzzzzzCals? Watch for the colors!

Evidently that police officer cares about that kind of stuff.

Did Stephan pass GO? Did he collect $200?!?

More Snuffles!

Looks like Pastis has painted himself into a corner.Now that the comic strip creator is in the clink as well, who is going to undo (undraw) the mess he created?

Hey…I did that once…=^..^=

Larry (as Jeffy) will bust them out. Even the hardened criminals need a hug!

HBO? He should be in jail for that. Who wants HBO?

Why is Andy in jail, anyway? He wasn’t a criminal, just a little dog who freed himself after his owner chained him in the yard.

Oooooh… Stephan.

It’s not always a good idea to talk so loud. You never know WHO might be ear wigging.

LOL xxx

Is HBO still on?

Amazing to me that the guard duck isn’t one of the ones incarcerated, I always thought Duck would be the first to be arrested. Then again, the way things are going…

If he paid $20… Technically the HBO wasn’t free.

OMG! Someone else besides me remembers the Inferior Five? The White Feather, Dumb Bunny, Awkwardman, The Blimp and Merryman, I believe! I was so young back then, I thought Dumb Bunny was SOOOOOOOOOOO hot! Ha ha ha!

Anybody remember Marvel’s Not Brand ECCH! ?

how did Andy end up in jail? I must have missed a day somewhere.

Stephan will probably be popular in prison. He’s got a purty face.

I’m pretty sure giving someone money to give you something for free isn’t how logic works.