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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2011

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    COWBOY7 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Hmm, an interesting thought!

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    Rakkav  over 9 years ago

    Its exterior must be adapted for some purpose. Even if it’s only for a costume party at Alpha Centauri A-III (meaning it should’ve turned left at Proxima).

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    Proginoskes  over 9 years ago

    “Take me to your cooler!”

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    zentuin  over 9 years ago

    His name must be Al…. Al Cohol.

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Rat’s about to cause an interplanetary incident.

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    crenshawdk  over 9 years ago

    HAHA hilarious

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I think they “can” get along, after a little cooling off period.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The beer will be all right, anyway, cos you can’t destroy beer, you can only borrow it.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The archives have arrived! If not all, at least most. Yay!

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    jukeofurl  over 9 years ago

    There ain’t no beer in heaven is a lie!

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    mjb515  over 9 years ago

    The pamphlet “To Serve Beer”…it’s a Bartender’s guide!

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Actually, Archy Bunker said you can’t buy beer, you can only rent it. At any rate, I wouldn’t touch that one unless it’s plenty cold.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Remember L’il Abner’s lovable schmoos? Maybe the Beer-folk are like that, eager to be of service to thirsty folk anywhere. —Yeah, right. I’m afraid Rat is closer to the truth than I am, this time.

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    doublepaw  over 9 years ago

    Looks like something is brewing here.

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 9 years ago

    We should have known what was up when we saw Pig hopping in the first panel.

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    dirtking239  over 9 years ago

    Just direct the others to land next to the nearest fraternity. They’ll take good care of them… ;)

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    Sandfan  over 9 years ago

    And that spaceship looks a lot like a pizza.

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    inshadowz  over 9 years ago

    “We come in pils(ner)!”

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    ottod Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “We don’t know what happened, sir! Another of our scout ships has failed to return from that blue planet with all the CO2 in the atmosphere!”

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    Malcolm Hall  over 9 years ago

    Thanx and a tip of the hat to Rockit Brewster and the doughnut people.

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    James Hatfield  over 9 years ago

    @mjb515“You open this can of beer with the key of imagination…”Rod Serling

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    OilCanHarry  over 9 years ago

    This is the first time I remember Rat beating around the busch.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Chill out, brew. Keep your heinie on coors and when you pass two XXs, you will see Milwaukee’s best, miller’s light……and in the end, you will be sadder, but wiser….☻

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    George Arnold  over 9 years ago

    For once Rat makes sense.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    This could be more disastrous than the version postulated by Gary Larson in the Far Side.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    There won’t be so much of a clash—the aliens obviously have an active culture, even if it is yeast-based, but Rat has no culture at all. But he could be what ales them. Rat will never head off trouble—in fact he’s nearly foaming at the mouth.Those aliens better hop to it pretty quickly. I sense trouble brewing. They need to get their ships into a laager, or head bock home, or things could get bitter.

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    LOL LOL xxx

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Actually, since it’s clear that these are living creatures, people might not be so eager to put their lips on ‘em and start sucking. In fact, there’s a chance that nobody will ever want to drink beer again; remember how the cigar craze died out after the Clinton scandal broke?

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    coolvq  over 9 years ago

    The Beer’s defense: hide for 30 minutes until warm and Rat won’t touch him.

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    Carl Pini  over 9 years ago

    Take me to your liter.

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    mac47  over 9 years ago

    What kind?

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    Haggis Chihuahua  over 9 years ago

    One of the funniest strips ever. Good job, Pastis.

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    CoBass  over 9 years ago

    This wasn’t where they intended to land. They missed their desired landing spot because they had on their beer goggles.

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    crenshawdk  over 9 years ago

    I think it would be funnier if in the second picture the beer can said fizzzzzzz

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    jaroc93  over 4 years ago

    Rat must be high

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    Future Reuben Recipient  about 1 year ago

    The way you know that’s an alien spaceship is because in the first panel, Rat says, “Look! It’s an alien spaceship.”

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