Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 08, 2023

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  6 months ago

    Strong ears.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    So what’s the beagle clenching?

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Didn’t need to know that.

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Great glutes!

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    BigBoy  6 months ago

    Funny comments !!

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    Cheeky

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    He’s doing his Kegel exercises.

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    ewaldoh  6 months ago

    Dogs have “cheeks”?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    funny

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    He always made it look so effortless.

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    ka-clasp clutch clinch

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    joe piglet Premium Member 6 months ago

    “The place where crumpets are warmed” – Black Adder

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    We has seen the enemy  6 months ago

    So we’ve gotten to the bottom of the mystery

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    ears2u812 Premium Member 6 months ago

    There was (at least) once an angle shown in Peanuts where you could see the doghouse roof is flat, not peaked. Might have been while flying against the Red Baron.

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    Now we know. Innocence lost.

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    DM2860  6 months ago

    I saw a similar joke where they showed it from the side and it showed a board sticking out the backside of the doghouse. Of course, all it really needs is a roof that is flat at the top and about 6 inches wide.

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    Arthur I Romeo Premium Member 6 months ago

    That’s not how dogs were made.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    TMI!!

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    People who tried to mimic this came up with the original “Buns Of Steel” video from the 80s.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  6 months ago

    Wisecrack!

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 6 months ago

    So that’s why there never was a cartoon about Snoopy needing to go to the vet to get “expressed.”

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Well, I think the clench is from another area…..but it could be he has a Velcro patch hidden somewhere.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 6 months ago

    ’It’s All About the Clench", …….wasn’t that a hit song back in 2014??

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  6 months ago

    This reminds me of the Tarzan meme that is going around… front and back view of him swinging from a vine, Jane in his arm(s)…

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    Jeffrey Tribby Premium Member 6 months ago

    Most people think the word “clench” is supposed to spelled “clinch”. Not so. “Clench” is correct when using the ears or the tail for stability. “Clinch” is for all else.

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    Rob Smith Premium Member 6 months ago
    A good crack.
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    william_bader Premium Member 6 months ago

    TMI

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ll never look at that the same way again. :-0

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    comicaluser  6 months ago

    “He must work out.”

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    FrostbiteFalls  6 months ago

    There was a Peanuts strip from the 60s that actually addressed the point. Linus asks CB how do birds keep from falling off branches when they’re asleep. CB says they have muscles in their feet that automatically contract, and that the same principle applies to Snoopy’s ears when he’s sleeping on his roof. Ears, not glutes.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bummer. Not all its cracked up to be

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