If that doesn’t straighten your candy cane…
One is to the right.
One is to the left.
They’re going to get hooked up.
Hang in there, and you’ll get married soon.
So that your sweetie eh.
Should have been used for Christmas 2 months ago.
Sure she looks sweet, but marry her and she’ll be raising cane the rest of your life.
How SWEET it is!
Dating app for sweets.
Are they going to hook up?
She’s high maintenance. Watch out you don’t spend a mint on her.
I think she’s had some work done
no way those stripes are real
When man candy cane and a woman candy cane love each other very much, they share a special kind of touch. That’s where little Starlight Mints come from.
What if he’s a narcissist and he’s looking at himself?
It would be a shame if Cane wasn’t Able to perform!
Good name for a dating app on the Planet of the Candy Canes. I imagine that at least one movie producer there has also used it as the title of a horror movie.
September 06, 2014