Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 20, 2022

Careful. She or he is just stringing you along.

You’re fine, Drum. It’s Bass who should worry about that.

That’s not true because they want you so low they can’t hear you.

You are supposed to end that statement with a drum roll.

My name is Hans …………….Solo.

Obviously he’s never heard “Wipeout”

He felt he was only good for no strings attached relationships.

He doesn’t know what his zodiac cymbal is.

Don’t date guitar. Comes with strings attached!

I guess he was tired of beating his own drum.

You could join a drumming circle and meet others of your own kind.

They were all the rage in the late 60s. In a Gadda Da Vida, Do What You Like and so on.

what a wipeout

Will he use protection, or play without a pick.

Always thought the drum solo was for the other band members to slip away for a bathroom break.

Most love to march to the beat of your drum…

Find yourself a nice Bagpipe. But only one with the proper Tartan of course.

Got tired of twiddling his drums.

The timpani always takes over.

Should get a bit on the side……drum.

Drum rings do. See ‘Count Me In’ documentary

Buddy Rich versus Gene Krupa – The Besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu1teeixmpw

That really only holds true with tambourines and accordions.

“But I felt beaten down by the dating scene…”

I think he’s looking to snare someone.

What about the Cowbell? I need more Cowbell!!

His dates keep telling him to beat it.

Maybe with some cowbell…

No sax tonight, then?

he’d do better if he didn’t travel to a different drum…

That doesn’t look like a good place to drum up a date, anyway.