Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 04, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “Ordering at the drive-thru ain’t like dusting crops, farm-girl!”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The lady appears duly impressed.

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    “About the same amount of time it took that bag of sliders to make a run.”

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    May the farce be with you!

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    DangerBunny  almost 5 years ago

    The Dodge Challenger? It’s the car that made the White Castle Run in less than twelve miles!

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    …said Han, while wearing his Donald Trump hair…

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh, NOW I get it! May the Fourth be with you!!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Whooooo cares?

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    A child of the ‘90s driving a classic 1960s Ford. A Millennial’s Falcon.

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    triathlete1066 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Now do Han Sose.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    Does Mr Parisi EVER miss a special day? I’m betting on a Cinco de Mayo panel tomorrow….

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    TurbosDad  almost 5 years ago

    May the Fourth be with y’alls…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Maybe she isn’t impressed but I am! I’m up for a belly bomber!

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    and the joke was

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    Bozo T  almost 5 years ago

    With lines like that, no wonder he’s Solo.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Too bad his Princess is in another Castle…

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    Where’s Chewbeefa?

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    ValancyCarmody  almost 5 years ago

    At least “seconds” is an actual unit of time, unlike “parsecs”

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