If the Cyber-security thugs determine the source of the hacking you’re on Santa’s really, really naughty list for the rest of your life (with a report going to St. Peter and the chance of going on the naughty list for all eternity).
Most parents would be surprised if they were able to read the minds of their offspring when they are just ‘being quiet’. Some might be happy. Others maybe not so much.
Of course, reading Danae’s mind would send Joe to a psychiatrist couch or to a bar, or both.
It won’t work, Danae. As Ralphie’s father so wisely said to his son about Santa, “Oh, he knows. He always knows.” (Thanks and a salute to A Christmas Story-1983.)
I realized the other night, when I should have been sleeping, that my Federal Parliamentary riding included the North Poll, but I don’t remember seeing all the elves on the voter registration list
Fortunately, she did not go straight in with ransomware.
“Thugs” are the one solution most hackers don’t really consider as an alternative to jail. The only thing more intimidating than corporate anti-hacking thugs is government agents. They will show up at your door.
You don’t even want to think about what will happen if you attract the attention of foreign government agents. It stops being funny very quickly.
(Please save your Heinlein quote for an appropriate occasion and stop trolling)
stairsteppublishing over 1 year ago
Obviously, you do not know your daughter as well as you think.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Does this mean that Joe doesn’t believe in Santa Claus either?!
Scorpio Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s not a fantasy Joe. You are out of the loop with so much.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Aw, she’s just a kid — a crazy-mixed-up-kid-in-a-world-gone-wrong — a world SHE never made … well, maybe a little.
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
Danae, be afraid …
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
Santa has thugs?
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
If the Cyber-security thugs determine the source of the hacking you’re on Santa’s really, really naughty list for the rest of your life (with a report going to St. Peter and the chance of going on the naughty list for all eternity).
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
she didn’t think he’d have counter measures? the day after tomorrow-
REVENGE OF THE KRINGLE!!!!!
mindjob over 1 year ago
Santa, don’t click on that link! NO!!!!!
TMMILLER Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Would you like to play a game?”
rmremail over 1 year ago
They are not cyber-security thugs, they are cyber-security trolls
Tarzan & Redd Panda over 1 year ago
One of Santa’s elves opened an unknown e-mail and now there’ll be trouble.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Most parents would be surprised if they were able to read the minds of their offspring when they are just ‘being quiet’. Some might be happy. Others maybe not so much.
Of course, reading Danae’s mind would send Joe to a psychiatrist couch or to a bar, or both.
ctbeeguy over 1 year ago
Maybe they’ll offer Danae a job.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
It won’t work, Danae. As Ralphie’s father so wisely said to his son about Santa, “Oh, he knows. He always knows.” (Thanks and a salute to A Christmas Story-1983.)
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 1 year ago
I realized the other night, when I should have been sleeping, that my Federal Parliamentary riding included the North Poll, but I don’t remember seeing all the elves on the voter registration list
Can't Sleep over 1 year ago
Is there a “worse than very-bad” list? If there is, she’ll be on it.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Cyber Security “thugs”? Where can I hire some of those?
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Fortunately, she did not go straight in with ransomware.
“Thugs” are the one solution most hackers don’t really consider as an alternative to jail. The only thing more intimidating than corporate anti-hacking thugs is government agents. They will show up at your door.
You don’t even want to think about what will happen if you attract the attention of foreign government agents. It stops being funny very quickly.
(Please save your Heinlein quote for an appropriate occasion and stop trolling)
locake over 1 year ago
Calvin and Danae will end up together. Same personalities.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Santa is magic!
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
The database has journaling, one would hope. At least the elves can see what userid changed Danae’s entry.
Brian Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is Jason Fox one of the thugs?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Thugs” :-D
FassEddie over 1 year ago
So, it’s Santa’s firewall that’s melting the icecap!
bbenoit over 1 year ago
Looks like Santa rides a Suzuki.