Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 04, 2019


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    schuylerkogan  4 months ago

    For better or worse, this isn’t entirely accurate. It’s usually more like “FLESH-EATING PLAGUE OUTBREAK: INFECTION RATES UP 300% – WATCH AT 8 TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY”. Of course, when you watch the report, you find out that the number of infected people worldwide has gone from one to three.

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    Watcher  4 months ago

    We just have to keep the ratings up, like all the networks and their coverage of Trump’s impeachment. Every detail is shocking, government ruining and the U.S. is doomed.

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    Pradikumar Chakrabarty  4 months ago

    Give them Enema!

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    I don’t think I’ve seen that toothy dog in awhile.

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    sanderling75  4 months ago

    The one major disease that seems to involve lots of celebs is inconstancy. From marriage to the jakes, they can’t seem to get it right.

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    dadoctah  4 months ago

    I think George Carlin nailed it when he did a news report: “Scientists have discovered a disease which has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, it is confined to New Jersey.”

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    Oh, well, so long as the celebrities are all right, all’s right with the world. By the way, WHAT IS A CELEBRITY??

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Drama, always drama!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    For the sake of humanity, let’s hope that the disease mutates into a form which will infect Kardashians….

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    I’m just glad that the cat is not doing the usual cat thing.

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    cdward  4 months ago

    I grow weary of the careless and inaccurate use of the term, “the media.” The media is every means of communicating information. Newspapers, internet, TV, radio… And it’s hardly homogenous. Reality shows are not the same as serious journalism, yet we tend to lump them into the same ball. I do weep over the corporate control of journalism in America, which hit especially hard with the advent of cable TV, but there are still good, serious news outlets. And they are not so superficial as this.

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    jessie d. Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yep, “the big picture” being boiled down to ’Dancing with the Stars" with its essential numbing of any remaining intelligent thought to be found in America. Sean Spicer being the cherry atop the mendacious sundae of tripe fed non-stop. Then, The Apprentice belched out Trump rendering away any remaining human decency. Verily, verily I say unto you we are in deep doo-doo.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago

    What I find fascinating is some so-called celebrity, I’ve never heard of, gets pregnant and they make it sound like this is the first time in history this has ever happened!!! No other woman in history was ever pregnant till this event.

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    DanFlak  4 months ago

    World War III has just started. Film at 11. Now a word or million from out sponsors.

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    tripwire45  4 months ago

    Okay, now this I can agree with.

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    Nannette Boulais  4 months ago

    It sucks being “human collateral.” I have always wondered whatever happened to the scientists/personnel who sat on the bleachers at Los Alamos to watch the first “experimental” A-bomb drop. Googled it yesterday; couldn’t find any information on those guys (and why not?) but found a 2017 article about all the people in the surrounding area that were neither warned about the bomb nor evacuated, nor ever acknowledged. Very high rates of cancer, and they and their descendants are seeking redress. Also found out that our government did an in-depth study of the Japanese in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which is still ongoing. Was the staff too unimportant to care about? Any suggestions for finding out? Should I google each participant?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    True, that. I suppose the number of common folk afflicted isn’t as important as the number of common folk who know the afflicted.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    …or even any Americans…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    This isn’t an entirely new phenomenon. I recall about 30 years back seeing what purported to be 2 newspaper front pages. The one “from the New York Times” was full of sober headlines like “Giant meteor strikes southern California”, “Tens of thousands killed”, “Emergency response systems overloaded”, “Billions of dollars in property damage”, “Tsunami ravages northern Mexico”, etc. The one “from the New York Post” filled the entire front page with the boldfaced info “MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD!!!”

    It was considered at the time to be satire.

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    Let’s see… Zombie: Lump of flesh with no brain.

    Celebrity: Lump of… hmm, how do they know it hasn’t spread to any celebrities yet?

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    Wasiechu  4 months ago

    “The United States had become a place where entertainers and professional athletes were mistaken for people of importance. They were idolized and treated as leaders; their opinions were sought on everything and they took themselves just as seriously ”Robert H. Heilien

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    Wiley dogs always look like Wiley bears in a clever disguise……..

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    Snoots  4 months ago

    The “Important news at 10!” is always held until the last 2 minutes, then we find out it was basically channel bait.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 4 months ago

    The dog is enjoying the TV much more than the human are.

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    eddi_tbh  4 months ago

    The dog has said everything that needs to be said.

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    locake  4 months ago

    I am thankful for my anonymity. It is wonderful to be able to go out in public and no one bothers me. I love it.

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    whelan_jj  4 months ago

    Nor have videos of people suffering with it gone viral yet.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member 4 months ago

    CDC: Communist Disease Community rarely truthful

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