So miss you in my local “no balls” paper….
Beer is proof of God’s love.
Drunk philosophy is the best. No one needs to understand it, just appreciate the irony.
Who is that man with the beard next to God?
Men built civilization, but only because their wives wanted it.
And along came Eve! Life WAS perfect!
“Pull my finger.” “Okay…”
“Bbbrrippp!” “Ha ha ha!”
“And now they’ve discovered humor!” “(Sigh) It’s tragic if you find that comedic…”
Children, they grow up so fast don’t they God.
My version of Heaven does not inlude pizza.
For a moment there, I thought he’d checked under the fig leaf. False alarm.
Free beer AND pizza. Wow, get me there, quick!!
“Before Eve”…you know, that brings up an interesting question:
How long was Adam in Eden before God made Eve? The Bible doesn’t say, and since Adam was immortal, it could have been days, weeks, months, even thousands of years…
For that matter, how long were Adam and Eve in Eden before the Fall? I mean, there was no reason to measure time, since they were immortal…
They had to be there at least long enough to see some animal die, because they knew what death was (God warned them not to eat of the Tree or they would die, but he didn’t explain death, so they had to already know it was something to avoid).
So, if science says the earth is billions of years old, but the Bible says it’s only 6,000 years since Man left Eden…maybe Adam and Eve were in Eden for billions of years!
God was smart enough to have a ‘trophy wife’.
Favorite bumper sticker: When God made man first, SHE was only kidding
What’s really missing is a big-screen TV with a 24 hour sports channel.
It’s a good thing that i never discovered a beer cactus in my drinking days. Id probably have hurt myself.
Figures they’d have cats make the pizza; you could never trust dogs around pizza.
a blue agave spigot feed would be cool too
I like beerIt makes me a jolly good fellow-Tom T. Hall, 1975
My thought for today. Before Eve there was no father’s day.
♫ “In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here, and when we’re gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer.” ♫ (an old English language American polka)
as to whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you’re drinking———or pouring!!
“In order to be a real country, you have to have a beer and an airline. A sports team, and maybe a couple of nuclear weapons would help, but first you need the beer.” -Frank Zappa
Cold beer and cold pizza! The perfect breakfast combo !!
The hangover and the 40 extra pounds you carry in your gut are the price for getting greedy. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
There is something very odd about where the beer comes out of the cactus.
Before Eve we didn’t need buttons or zippers either. And nothing to “ride up” in uncomfy places. And no porn to clog and slow down the Internet. Imagine 10 gig service!
So this is set after Lilith left in a huff but before Eve was brought on the scene. I get it.
BTW: our best medicines are also based on plants that may have been in the Garden, especially cannabis (finally being recognized after thousands of years of medical use, and it can NOT kill you!), unfortunately with use of plant “gifts”, came the human greed component that made opioids our deadliest.
Sorry, guys, when Eve shows up, all that unhealthy beer and pizza are gone.
Arugula salad and spring water are good for you.
Benjamin Franklin said the same thing.
If it’s an all dude paradise for all the dudes, who’s doing the cooking?
“Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson
In beer, there is freedom. In wine there is wisdom. I water there is bacteria.
I like the Mr’s God concept.