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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 16, 2019

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    saobadao  2 months ago

    So miss you in my local “no balls” paper….

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    Beer is proof of God’s love.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Drunk philosophy is the best. No one needs to understand it, just appreciate the irony.

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    g.lutton  2 months ago

    Who is that man with the beard next to God?

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    nos.nevets  2 months ago

    Men built civilization, but only because their wives wanted it.

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    Z51 Premium Member 2 months ago

    And along came Eve! Life WAS perfect!

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    artsyguy65  2 months ago

    “Pull my finger.” “Okay…”

    “Bbbrrippp!” “Ha ha ha!”

    “And now they’ve discovered humor!” “(Sigh) It’s tragic if you find that comedic…”

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    Watcher  2 months ago

    Children, they grow up so fast don’t they God.

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    GROG Premium Member 2 months ago

    My version of Heaven does not inlude pizza.

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    Don Diego  2 months ago

    For a moment there, I thought he’d checked under the fig leaf. False alarm.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 2 months ago

    Free beer AND pizza. Wow, get me there, quick!!

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    Revolio Clockberg Jr.  2 months ago

    “Before Eve”…you know, that brings up an interesting question:

    How long was Adam in Eden before God made Eve? The Bible doesn’t say, and since Adam was immortal, it could have been days, weeks, months, even thousands of years…

    For that matter, how long were Adam and Eve in Eden before the Fall? I mean, there was no reason to measure time, since they were immortal…

    They had to be there at least long enough to see some animal die, because they knew what death was (God warned them not to eat of the Tree or they would die, but he didn’t explain death, so they had to already know it was something to avoid).

    So, if science says the earth is billions of years old, but the Bible says it’s only 6,000 years since Man left Eden…maybe Adam and Eve were in Eden for billions of years!

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    daveoverpar  2 months ago

    God was smart enough to have a ‘trophy wife’.

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    sanderling75  2 months ago

    Favorite bumper sticker: When God made man first, SHE was only kidding

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    cdnalor  2 months ago

    What’s really missing is a big-screen TV with a 24 hour sports channel.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 2 months ago

    BUNNY!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s a good thing that i never discovered a beer cactus in my drinking days. Id probably have hurt myself.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 2 months ago

    Figures they’d have cats make the pizza; you could never trust dogs around pizza.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  2 months ago

    a blue agave spigot feed would be cool too

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    richkinn  2 months ago

    I like beerIt makes me a jolly good fellow-Tom T. Hall, 1975

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    My thought for today. Before Eve there was no father’s day.

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    ClarkKent46  2 months ago

    ♫ “In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here, and when we’re gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer.” ♫ (an old English language American polka)

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    wndflower1  2 months ago

    as to whether the glass is half empty or half full depends on whether you’re drinking———or pouring!!

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    Washing Instruction Tag On Life's Great Tapestry Premium Member 2 months ago

    “In order to be a real country, you have to have a beer and an airline. A sports team, and maybe a couple of nuclear weapons would help, but first you need the beer.” -Frank Zappa

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    Cold beer and cold pizza! The perfect breakfast combo !!

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    JohnRCraig55  2 months ago

    The hangover and the 40 extra pounds you carry in your gut are the price for getting greedy. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

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    Kveldulf  2 months ago

    There is something very odd about where the beer comes out of the cactus.

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    Snoots  2 months ago

    Before Eve we didn’t need buttons or zippers either. And nothing to “ride up” in uncomfy places. And no porn to clog and slow down the Internet. Imagine 10 gig service!

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    Night-Gaunt49  2 months ago

    So this is set after Lilith left in a huff but before Eve was brought on the scene. I get it.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    BTW: our best medicines are also based on plants that may have been in the Garden, especially cannabis (finally being recognized after thousands of years of medical use, and it can NOT kill you!), unfortunately with use of plant “gifts”, came the human greed component that made opioids our deadliest.

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    kaffekup   2 months ago

    Sorry, guys, when Eve shows up, all that unhealthy beer and pizza are gone.

    Arugula salad and spring water are good for you.

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    AndrewEnglish1  2 months ago

    Benjamin Franklin said the same thing.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    If it’s an all dude paradise for all the dudes, who’s doing the cooking?

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    dsjwriter  2 months ago

    “Beer. The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson

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    DieterWiesner  2 months ago

    In beer, there is freedom. In wine there is wisdom. I water there is bacteria.

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    57BelAir  2 months ago

    I like the Mr’s God concept.

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