Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 18, 2017

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    thirdguy  about 5 years ago

    Will listen to overly personal stories for food.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Back in the 90s I had a sign which read, “Will work for Internet access….”

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    The sign wasn’t too vague. The guy in the suit is a politician.

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    Dtroutma  about 5 years ago

    Must be on Wall Street.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If the boil was lanced, why is it still walking and talking?

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    Varnes  about 5 years ago

    That would make my blood boil, I’d say…But it woulld be kind of dumb, so I won’t…..

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    O know the type – ask for the time and they tell you how to build a watch.

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    Dani Rice  about 5 years ago

    Hubby says I need an half an hour to answer a yes-or-no question. I swear, it’s only fifteen minutes – unless I get interrupted.

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    dabugger  about 5 years ago

    Ego, nothing else. . .

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    steverinoCT  about 5 years ago

    “Hi, how are you?” A generic greeting, or an invitation to unload?

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    My favorite semi-sarcastic expression ( frequently use, i might add ) is: " Thank you for sharing. "

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The guy on the left looks exactly like Hugo Weaving when he meets clandestinely with the detective in V for Vendetta.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 5 years ago

    If you don’t want to know, don’t ask.

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    pam Miner  about 5 years ago

    Slightly off topic, but what would explain the guy who “shared” his “organ recital” because of lack of empathy. Those who have never experienced Real Below the Poverty line- poverty have No Idea want it is like.The wealthy don’t have even one clue, the middle class, may think they do, in terms of “can’t afford to eat out this month” or “can’t go to the movies again”, but have no idea what it is like to be threatened to be evicted because you reported a violation to the health dept., being too poor to see a dr. for serious health problems, making $1.36 too much to be on Medicaid, Having to live in a studio apartment with bedbugs and being 1 step away from being homeless. This is not me, I am poor enough to receive Medicaid and sec 8 housing. I’m 70 and was on disability, but when I was healthy I worked part time-minimum wage jobs, often 2 at the same time, so get very little SS. I had kids and put being there for them was high priority. When I was young it was questionable “whether it was OK for mothers to work” but times changed a lot. This IS what is reality for a friend and countless Others who fall through the cracks.

    Why does the government penalize poor people who want to get married??

    I could also tell about someone who’s common law husband was an undocumented worker who worked a place NO One else would have worked.

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