Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 11, 2016

And Carol, don’t call me Ishmael.

Judging by the looks on Moby, I doubt it very much it will end amicably..

Something fishy going on there…

gopher

And they’ll keep harpoon on the same problems…

A week? Melville usually takes a month or more.

“From Hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at you. "

Carol? Carol Kester Bondurant?You mean this guy’s practice is on the same floor as Dr. Bob Hartley? I guess they got the elevator fixed.

I’ve heard of the elephant in the room, and the 900 lb. gorilla, but a white whale ?

Maybe, Moby and the ole Capt. Ahab can work out their differences. Perhaps, Ahab can get a pegleg up on his feelings and stop directing his belligerent barbs at the behemoth of blubber.

Anyway, the mediator will have a wail whale of a tail tale to tell when he goes on his next Carnival Cruise.

This is funny. The “diner” sequences are totally lame.

Perhaps I haven’t fully awakened. When I first looked at the characters, I was wondering what Abraham Lincoln had to do with a marshmallowy type object, thinking more along the lines of something out of Ghost Busters.

Whale of a conflict. He is not a fish, by-the-way. Assume it is not with Herman Melville; he has been way gone for a long while.

Carol, get me a Starbucks. Biggest they got.

I guess it is time to hide the “Save the whales” bumper sticker.

And Wiley alone is escaped to draw the comic.

Wiley, I sure do miss Danae.

Makes no sense; not funny.

Next week, Kirk and Khan are scheduled

A long tale of a whale’s tail and the man that’s after it.

Fully adjustable, ergonomic furniture too

For some reason, this strip makes me crave Vanilly Crunch.

Looks more like Honest Abe in the chair. But I know it isn’t.

Still?.; )

That’s going to be a whale of a tale to tell. :D

“Call me Ishmael.”

My English teacher tried to make every peg and plank in the Piquod a metaphor from Melville; made the book much more boring.

Yup…should have left the harpoon home…Moby doesn’t look happy and I don’t blame him.

I wonder if he had coffee nerves…

Ahab is blubering

Then there was the Idiot who thought that Moby Dick was something that is treated with Penicillin..