Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 2013

Aha.

Hurricanes are natural causes, right?

Hey, Tony,, hold my beer, I just had an idea….

This is adjacent to Famous Last Words Mausoleum.

All those stones with the same epitaph: “Mine’s bigger than yours!”

dtroutma, “Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer’s wiener, that is what I really want to beeeee! ‘Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer’s wiener, everyone would be in love with meeeee:”..

Radish, point well taken..

Killed by Wife maybe

The first guy to eat snails and moldy cheese didn’t make it in, but he may well have. It would be better PR to call it Martyrs To Progress Estates.

I expected to see a lot more tombstones.

“I can take him!”

You mean stupidity isn’t a natural cause?

Right next to “Hold my Beer” Action Park.

I guess ‘stupid’ isn’t a natural cause.

Deja vu! I recall a similar comment string in Diamond Lil a couple days ago. Hold my beer while I look for it.

Unless they’re 78s — then they can’t wait to dump ’em!

Every headstone starts with "Hey ya’ll watch this $h!+ !

Don’t worry! I got this!!

Yes, they are natural but attempting to defy the laws of nature is not. It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. (She can be a real b**ch when you try.

[Anybody remember what product it was that used that tag line in their advertising?]

Margarine.It’s time to start putting testosterone-lowering drugs into the light beer supply.

This is very funny coming immediately after today’s “Hubris” as it does, with its nod to over-40-ever-20 derring-do.

A translation failure……back to school…….

I like the climate, hot as Hell yesterday…today Fog

I know of a Machismo moment.Two guys arguing in a Bar in El Paso.Each one bragging they were the fastest at gun drawing and shooting.So they went to the street to prove who was the fastest.Both were fast and both shot killing each other.I imagine they are buried there.

No self respecting redneck male drinks light beer.

If I live to be 100, the miracle won’t be living to 100, it would be living past 20.

wypoons, I think you’re right…I could Google it, but who can spare the ten seconds it would take in this busy world? Chop! Chop!

However, most of ’em are runners-up for a Darwin Award!!!

Try this; Here lies Butch.We planted him raw.He was quick on the trigger,But slow on the draw. (Silver City,NV,1878)

Now all we need is a “SHE wouldn’t shut her mouth long enough to listen to me” Cemetery.,

Famous last words: Don’t tell me I can’t stop a bus by stepping in front of………!

“No, we’re not going to pay someone to fix that. I can do it myself.”