The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for May 15, 2024

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  6 days ago

    If in doubt, follow the directions.

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    Kiba65  6 days ago

    And go get the 12-year-old neighbor boy!!!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 days ago

    But they only come in Svedish.

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    snsurone76  6 days ago

    Good thing he wasn’t trying to fix the plumbing!

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    PraiseofFolly  6 days ago

    Assembly Instructions: The formerly confident males’ last resort.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 days ago

    Yeah, I followed the directions to build a cabinet. From my woodworking magazine. Went to put the inset doors in and it wouldn’t work, the plans were flawed. No big deal, I modified it and made them overlay doors instead. A lot of instructions come from China and are just pictures you need to decipher.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 days ago

    Only one page? Even the instructions on how to open the box are longer than that.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 6 days ago

    About 40 years ago, I put together a computer table from Ikea and I still have it! Now it’s my sewing machine table!

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    Out of the Past  6 days ago

    The Lockhorns don’t like Ikea.

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    markkahler52  6 days ago

    When all else fails….

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    strictures  6 days ago

    The problem is that the pictograph instructions are actually harder to use for people who can read.Plus every IKEA thing I’ve put together, something has always been drilled wrong & I must redrill it correctly to fit!

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 6 days ago

    As if that’ll help.

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    John Jorgensen  6 days ago

    Oh wow, an actual brand logo featured very prominently.

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    Autological  6 days ago

    As we say in the I.T. biz, RTFM.

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    ekke  5 days ago

    Even Loretta is so deluded as to think the instructions will help.

    Clue: they don’t have any words. The “art” is of limited help.

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    Brilliant_Birdie   5 days ago

    Amazing that they even found their way out of the Ikea.

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    cuzinron47  5 days ago

    I see the problem, it didn’t include the allen wrench.

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    eb110americana  5 days ago

    “Dang it Loretta, this is a recipe for meatballs!”

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    Chris Sherlock  5 days ago

    I feel your pain, Leroy! It’s hard to finally surrender to reading the directions.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 5 days ago

    Am I the only person who has never been to Ikea?

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    anncorr339  5 days ago

    Why doesn’t Loretta put the furniture together seeing how she thinks she knows it all

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    catmom1360  5 days ago

    I put together a futon frame and the instructions were in Chinese. I figured it out.

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    donut reply  2 days ago

    My wife doesn’t like it when I follow the instructions.

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