Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 24, 2020


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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    intergalactic pit stop… of course

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    Dirty Dragon  about 1 year ago

    You’re in luck! Coincidentally we happen to have a leader named “John” right now.

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Lio clearly multilingual.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    If you’re going to do interstellar flight with no rest stops, at least take a mobile home saucer.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Fortunately Lio understands Qwardian idioms or he might have led the alien to a religious site. The direct translation is “I seek the Porcelain God.a”

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    Grumpy Old Guy  about 1 year ago

    It appears that aliens are not as advanced or prepared, as one would come to expect….

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    Sanspareil  about 1 year ago

    In space no one can hear you flush!

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    bluegirl285  about 1 year ago

    Take me to your potty!

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    danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Should have thought of that before you left the mothership.

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    MEBuckner Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hope the little green guy brought his own toilet paper.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    hopefully, the alien is potty trained!

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    jr1234  about 1 year ago
    Bet the roll inside has been taken or used up A LONG TIME AGO
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    joyridehawk  about 1 year ago

    Lost in translation as usual. The alien wants to PARTY

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    johndifool  about 1 year ago

    His saucer looks like a combination of a colander and a wok.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    I’m glad that at least Lio can understand him.

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    losflemings  about 1 year ago

    Where are his parents?!

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    The Pro from Dover  about 1 year ago
    that’s appropriate take me to your leader take me to your potty same thing
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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    So that’s all the martians wanted in Mars Attacks. If we only knew.

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    stamps  about 1 year ago

    Wonder if it’s #1 or #2. Or the dreaded #3.

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    Ricky Bennett  about 1 year ago

    Loo, loo, find me a loo, Loo, loo, find me a loo

    Loo, loo, find me a loo, find me a loo my earthling…

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    Ermine Notyours  about 1 year ago

    Good thing Lio is good at translating. It could have been “Take me to your head… of government.” He could stand next to Forrest Gump who really needs to pee.

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    vanaals  about 1 year ago

    For all these years, we’ve gotten it wrong. It wasn’t our leader they were looking for. It was a reliever they needed.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Don’t forget to wash your hands.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    It was a long flight in a small saucer with no potty of its own, so, yeah. Thanks, Lio. You’re a real pal to visiting Aliens!

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