Garfield by Jim Davis for May 14, 2021

yes, bad choice JON

Well, at least he’s making an honest impression of how he dresses.

Looking great, Jon!

You so didn’t want to cancel that dinner reservation, did you, Jon?

he’s not lost to the importance of accessorizing

Ever since I started a relationship with Lydia Smith (also known as “Lydiathecrystalgem” on DeviantArt) last month, the comics about Jon and Liz hits me right in the heart!

Jon actually looks much better than any suit he’s ever owned.

Out of all the comics so far, how many DIY disasters has Jon had ?

It must be a guiness world record for him, for the most accidents.

garfield makes my tounge hurt

How does he even manage to do that kind of stuff

You know the ol’ proverbial saying … “God moves in mysterious ways” ?

Well, in Jon’s case, Jon moves in mysterious ways, in which way we cannot fathom, on HOW he got into that mess in the first place, even if we don’t get to see what happens to him.

Soup or muffin?

I was expecting Garfield to sneak into Jon’s car and show up, while Jon and Liz are ordering their meals.

Jon is looking whacked today…

Garfields human: Jerk Or Numbskull, A Really Bananas, Unbelievable Clumsy, Ludicrous Exemplar

And I got a job as a gardener because I was told that even an idiot could do it

BRAAAA, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP…is Jon kinky or what?! :D

Jon is even more dangerous than Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor.

Actually those weed whackers can cut like whips and quickly with the wires.

I can’t even imagine how such a thing could’ve happened.

Looks like Jon got weed-whacked!

Is that a metal detector?

Three moons, Jon. I’m Garfield right now: I expect the Jon’s stupidity now and then (or 24/7).

The story on how one hair started it all

Only Jon could get all tangled up in a weed wacker.

Hopefully Jon’s eyes are OK

Obviously, Jon was curious about what happens on the wrong end of the weed whacker.

Mow it then blow it.

I’d say that Liz stays with Jon because he makes her laugh. But she doesn’t seem to be laughing.

Uh, instead of dating, go to a hospital

EVERY TIMES he says “big date”…it means a catastrophe will happen. mostly to him of course.

Jon could screw up an anvil with a feather duster.

“AND DO I GET A CHOICE OF SOUP OR MUFFIN WITH THAT?”

(imagines three circular symbols (each of a certain size (…)) appearing immediately before this dialogue)

ouch

Liz is a saint !

Soup or muffin? Don’t you mean soup or salad? Also, Jon really needs to go to one of those support groups to help him with his accident-prone ways.

Having had a run-in with a weed whacker, I can attest that he wouldn’t have the line wrapped around his head, he would have open wounds on his face. (Mine was an ankle, but you get the idea.)

I’m guessing Garfield was unwilling to free him from that… hedge trimmer. When life gives you lemons…

A muffin in a fancy restaurant like that? And isn’t there a dress code?

Normally I ask how but this is jon

Liz must really be hard up.

See this is why we don´t play with POWER TOOLS

Jon got weed whacked

Perhaps a seamstress could help.

Poor Jon……..

i HATE weedeaters because of an accident where i got hit in the eye by weedeater twine.

DO! DO! DO! DO!

i know