Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 14, 2021

  1. Painpain
    painedsmile  3 months ago

    How many holes does Roger have in his head?

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ah, the good old days when dialogue came in rectangles.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 3 months ago

    Roger has some head quality. eeeee his mouse trap for instance….

    Put condoms out in small sizes for the mice to pull up and innercourse thru to the daily times.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …thus, the stereotype of chatter in the kitchen…

    …at least the men were drinking a good strong stiff one and smoking their pipes…

    …talking about how they are only getting twice a week, now…

    …golf, that is …

    …meanwhile, back in the Kitchen …

    …Frog Applause is not writing itself…

    … and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon…

    ..and something tastes off about your pumpkin pie, Agnes, dear. …

    …oh, I found a jar of spice in my daughter’s sock drawer…

    …she doesn’t have to hide that she likes cooking, you know…

    …kids, right?…

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    descabro  3 months ago

    By the way, what’s in that mixing bowl?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    She will find that is not a good idea. First, she will have to wire the jaw on. Then when the meat falls off, and the brain liquifies and runs out, it will be too light. The best thing would be to freeze dry it and cast it into a clear plastic orb, to ensure that it is properly rounded, yet still retains all the charm of her original Roger.

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    Rotifer WORDSMITH? NO. WORDJONES? MAYBE. Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Too derivative of The Mystery Men.

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    coltish1  3 months ago

    Alice was always so succinct, particularly when it came to describing her marriage.

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    Somehow, I do believe if she really wants a bowling ball, I would suggest to her she try a sporting goods store, or maybe even Amazon, they sell just about everything..

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    That bad, eh?

    Well back in the day there was an easier way to get rid of the annoying husband….

    Ground glass in his food, a little each day should about do it!

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 3 months ago

    So it’s all good then…kewl

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 3 months ago

    after a while, the protrusions and bits of skin will start to peel off unevenly , especially after going through the

    automatic pin setter machines. this uneven rolling will definitely affect your ability to control your ball/head.

    I would think that eventually all those loose bits of flesh will jam up the machine and result in added damage to your


    summary, for a good score, it’s bette to use an actual bowling ball.

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    just can not get enough frog applause

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Recipe for a new TV series: Bowling With The Chunks …!

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s her first strike.

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    The honeymoon period is short and sweet in Froglandia.

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    painedsmile  3 months ago

    Roger’s head is headed straight for the gutter. Expect a low bowling score.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Who the heck wants an asymmetrical, lumpy, bumpy, fragile bowling ball made from a skull?! I think she (the would-be murderess) is too incompetent to be allowed to play with knives and/or chop off heads….

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    Mr. Towel - 1984  3 months ago

    Grab your balls and let’s go bowling!

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    reminds me so much of pink floyd’s “one of these days i’m going to cut you into little pieces” ;+)

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