Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 13, 2019

Place lame comment here:

Nah. Lame is the new hilarious. If Pastis can…

It’s raining again. Normally, I’d go for a short hike or something. But it’s been raining for something like a week now. I need to get out and get some melvins or at least a couple of weights. Sitting in my room diving the net is making me crazy. Even the full dive games aren’t enough to quiet things down. It’s like an itch all over, under your skin, in your joints and bones. And there’s no way to scratch it. I can’t take it any more, I head out to Bob’s.

I lost all respect for her work ethic when “Frog Blog” ceased to exist.

She may think She’s lame, but to the TDL She will always be a Resplendent Cartoonist.

Time for the Ghost Dance, bring back, all the spirit of past Frogs Applauses.

Lame in a canoe is pretty lame because the leg circulation sux.

If you think I’m going to expose myself in front of alll thes…..aaaah And it feeeeeeels so goooood!

A certan number of cats is behind it all.

Teresa has been running out of time since she took over Nancy.

I can row a boat. Canoe?

Time to portage those canoes around those lame obstacles for smoother paddling and evacuation …!

Lamé. Not lame.

Bow and Tip, paddle too, a coffee can for worms to go…water under the bridge party of 4.

The actual dialog is shown in today’s strip. Here’s the voiceover: “Sing Wohelo, sing Wohelo, Work, Health, Love …!”

I have to go to the bathroom.

But it’s the lame content that I crave! And in all fairness, my work ethic as a reader has diminished somewhat at times, too. I could be a better FA reader.

Has Teresa’s brain been taken over by self-deprecating parasites? Feel bad if you want to, Teresa, but nothing you say or do will change my love for Frog Applause. (Please mail my check by overnight express delivery.)

Sister Teresa is trending again. https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

Ha! Teresa is too trendy to trend on GoComics.

Found this, Teresa. Yes, We Feel the Love.

https://www.pinterest.ru/pin/2674081006744400/

A Russian with good taste in particular Frog Applause comics.

the indecisive rower… couldn’t choose between either, oar

Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink.

Takes a lot of work ethic to paddle the old pink canoe these days.

Edgar Allen Capoe(t). And did not canoe(t).

By all means, paddle yourselves back to shore! This self-referential Frog Applause is far too good to have missed! Do not array yourselves among the lamest of heretics!

Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame is watching, trending, and making a list….

Kummerspeck, German word for excess weight gained from emotional overeating, literally, grief bacon.