Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 14, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  2 months ago

    Grey elephant “down”.

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    Nachikethass  2 months ago

    The parking lot doesn’t seem up to code. Where’s the drainage channels for effluents from the vehicles?

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    DJohnny  2 months ago

    Guess it’s the same no matter veichle, you have to remember model and color?

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    This is why I always put a bow on the tail of my elephant.

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    Howdah heck are we going to find it?

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    Tigressy  2 months ago

    Unfortunately, that only applies to Indian Elephants – otherwise, the 20.000 African ones due for Germany could be of good use…

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    nancyb creator 2 months ago

    A mental note is not worth the paper it’s printed on.

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    bignatefantic2.0  2 months ago

    Maybe their elephant can find them since elephants never forget

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    Lady loves a joke  2 months ago

    You can imagine the startling ‘horn’ on one of those! I know – it’s actually a trumpet.

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    If you’re not the lead elephant, the scenery never changes.

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    Can elephants parallel park?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    Just call its name. It’ll honk.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 2 months ago

    The elephant remembers EVERY place they’ve ever parked.

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    flemmingo  2 months ago

    Walmart: India Edition

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    Out of the Past  2 months ago

    Don’t worry, the repo man had no problem.

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    They went for sandwiches at the local Delhi.

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    SmashedHat  2 months ago

    We’re in the Itchy lot.

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    Munch  2 months ago

    Parking lot full of SUVS.

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    tee929  2 months ago

    Were they at the pachydematologists office again?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 2 months ago

    just hit the panic button on the remote

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    Try your Tarzan yell. Yours should respond.

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    Bill The Nuke  2 months ago

    The latest green transportation plan.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    It’s straight ahead, safaris he can tell.

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    They must all be electrics because they have the trunks (frunks) up in front.

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    You would have the same problem at a Camelot.

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    ChazNCenTex  2 months ago

    Ask the elephants; they never forget.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Good luck getting the key fob to work.

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    TIMH  2 months ago

    None of them get good milage, but the trunk space is incredible.

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    Norris66  2 months ago

    Free Range Elephants :)

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    eddi-TBH  2 months ago

    “Here Shep! Here boy!”

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