Insects…..I haven’t seen one cricket this year, and I’ve gotten only 2 scorpions so far! We have a serious shortage of crickets!
Life insurance premiums must be murder for the praying mantis grooms
Doctors’ advice to moths everywhere: avoid flames.
very funny today.
Sales guy to manager: _ I gotta customer who likes only the one style. So-o-o, do we happen to have a gazillion pairs of running shoes? If we do, it’s gonna be a great month._
Only in America…
The spiders get turned away at the pharmacy, their plan requires them to order their meds on the web.
The latest buzz is that the bees discovered their plan doesn’t cover hives. (Something about a pre-existing habitation.)
My advice to the insects… “Wing it”…!
Maybe they should leave the third world sh!thole they live in and go to a civilized country that has single payer/national health.
We need family planning and birth control for fleas here.
The last panel is not at all funny when applied to humans.
And it’s next to impossible for mayflies to get life insurance.
Well females of the species have that pesky pre-existing condition.
We had plenty of love bugs this past season. One more in the fall.
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