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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Surfboard waxing industry is dependent on him.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    No lawyer wants a surfer on the jury. Unless, of course. his client is a surfer.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Heck, just tell ’em you work for a CHIP officer.

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    The law is going to surfer, er… suffer here!

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    Watcher  almost 2 years ago

    Zonker’s a free waxer.

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    Prey  almost 2 years ago

    I think just ASKING for a surfing exemption would get you banned from the court and possibly sectioned!

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    Kabana_Bhoy  almost 2 years ago

    The two best are, know/related to someone in law enforcement OR, a (ex)felon. Bonus points for being related to both.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I had an uncle who was shot in the stomach by an irate employee, and a friend who was kidnapped at gunpoint by a fleeing bank robber. Those two things got me excused from two different cases that involved guns.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    George Carlin had it down for avoiding jury duty : just say " I can tell he’s guilty JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM "!!!! lol

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Your honor, we the surfer jury find him guilty, and recommend you hang 10.

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    TerryBardy  almost 2 years ago

    That doesn’t count Zonker! Sorry! I’m not sure, and I could be wrong, but I think they do give you money for being way from your job.

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    Sue G  almost 2 years ago

    Just go into the courtroom smelling strongly of weed, and ask how often they give you smoking breaks.

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    eddi_tbh  almost 2 years ago

    Zonk does his best work under a time limit.

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    lindz.coop  almost 2 years ago

    Just tell them you can’t be impartial.

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