Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 26, 2016
June 25, 2016
June 27, 2016
Transcript:
Mom: I'd like a scoop of chocomochaloco in a sugar cone, please. Alice: I want the blue flavor. Dill: I'll have the beige flavor in a cup. Mom: Here you go, Alice. Alice: Boy oh boy! Petey: Be careful eating that thing. Alice: I am. Petey: You have to rotate it constantly. Alice: Okay. Petey: Hot, humid air makes it highly unstable. Alice: Okay. Petey: The whole mass could shift suddenly. Alice: okay. Petey: And you don't want that to happen. Alice: UGHK- Petey: Ancient picts painted themselves blue to show fierceness in battle. Alice: Petey made me nervous about my ice cream! Mom: Alice, we'll have to hose you off in the driveway like last time.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Never imagined ice cream that grows. (Alice in the final panel looks like Blooregard Q. Kazoo of "Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends.)
mabrndt Premium Member about 8 years ago
Once again, Richard posted a blog entry for just this strip. Well, actually both are repeats (rerun here).
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Well, at least she won’t have to worry about the summer heat.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
The lesson in Cone Safety is, Don’t Be Greedy: Single Scoop Only! If you go for two scoops, or even three, you are courting disaster on an Alice-like scale! Besides, never, ever, trust the blue flavor….
Peam Premium Member about 8 years ago
Alice gets the blues.
Melki Premium Member about 8 years ago
I need something to get the taste of beige out of my mouth.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
(Everybody sing along)“She wore bluuuuuuuuu ice cream.”
kenray2010 about 8 years ago
cleaning coffee-spray off keyboard….
Kaputnik about 8 years ago
I had an ice cream cone for the first time in many years last Sunday. It’s definitely a skill. You should either eat lots of ice cream cones to perfect your technique (which may have other drawbacks), or just eat it in a dish. Eat it from a dish, I mean, although eating in a dish would be interesting.
johndifool about 8 years ago
She looks like a Blue Meanie.
Doublejake Premium Member about 8 years ago
“Ancient Picts painted themselves blue to show fierceness in battle.”.At least Mom is going to hose Alice off in the driveway, instead of making her stand in the middle of the woad..(….sorry about that….)
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
@doublejake: I’m dyeing…!
nathanbtlr about 8 years ago
Heart and Dean are meeting the garden hose today too.
rgcviper about 8 years ago
Wow. I’m gonna be a lot more careful the next time I eat ice cream …
This one made me laugh.