Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 27, 2016
Alice: I can't dance on a manhole that's got trash on it with a stupid wasp sitting on top! Dill: I know what- Dill: We'll get your mom! She can-hey! Alice: Don't bother her! We can handle this! Dill: Why? Is your mom mad at you? Alice: Not at all! She's real happy! Except for all the baby animal stickers on her wedding photos. That made her kinda moody.