Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 26, 2016
Mom: I'd like a scoop of chocomochaloco in a sugar cone, please. Alice: I want the blue flavor. Dill: I'll have the beige flavor in a cup. Mom: Here you go, Alice. Alice: Boy oh boy! Petey: Be careful eating that thing. Alice: I am. Petey: You have to rotate it constantly. Alice: Okay. Petey: Hot, humid air makes it highly unstable. Alice: Okay. Petey: The whole mass could shift suddenly. Alice: okay. Petey: And you don't want that to happen. Alice: UGHK- Petey: Ancient picts painted themselves blue to show fierceness in battle. Alice: Petey made me nervous about my ice cream! Mom: Alice, we'll have to hose you off in the driveway like last time.