Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for January 01, 2024

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    J.J. O'Malley  6 months ago

    “Gee, you know the names of two of the more common indigenous avian species, two that are often seen in grade school ‘Birds of North America’ posters! How do you do it?”

    Also, since U.S. birds often migrate to Central and South America, wouldn’t “Western hemisphere” make more sense?

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    B UTTONS  6 months ago

    Name the bird to your left Lillian.

    BIRD-BRAIN

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    Bill Thompson  6 months ago

    Where’s Crankshaft? Playing second fiddle to Lizard Lil.

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    billsplut  6 months ago

    “And there, the very common Yellow-Bellied Crankshaft No-Punchliner!”

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    Bill Thompson  6 months ago

    “Of course I know all their names! But that doesn’t mean we’re on speaking terms!”

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    billsplut  6 months ago

    Wait—it’s 2024!!! We was promised THE BURNINGS! Where am they?!

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    chief tommy  6 months ago

    Happy New Year to all the Crankshaft fans and especially to all you naysayers and Crankshaft decriers especially Where’s Crankshaft - salud y felicidad

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    MichiganMitten  6 months ago

    Nice bird drawings.

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    French Persons Premium Member 6 months ago

    When you’ve got a bird brain, what can one expect?

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    She knows the name of at least one bird from the Southern Hemisphere, and there’s an example standing right next to her. It’s called the Dodo.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Happy New Year!

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    be ware of eve hill  6 months ago

    Don’t forget to mention the white hen on your head, Lillian. Bawk bawk.

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    RI Red Hen  6 months ago

    Happy New Year!

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    WilliamVollmer  6 months ago

    Lil has a hobby outside the bookstore. What have you got outside of driving the bus, Ed?

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    rockyridge1977  6 months ago

    My entertainment every morning after I feed them on the porch rail!!!!!

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    mn4nu  6 months ago

    Wait, what about Montoni’s? We need MOAR Montoni’s.

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    Where's The Pizza Box Monster?  6 months ago

    Where’s The Pizza Box Monster? Lounging in Florida with Funky, collecting his share of the massive Montoni’s profits without having to do any work?

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    lemonbaskt  6 months ago

    birdwatching then perhaps a nature walk then some senior citizen bump and grind

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    Mopman  6 months ago

    Uh oh, Ed’s face. What’s wrong with him? Why isn’t he scowling? It looks like he’s slowly learning how to smirk. His conversion to the Funky Winkerbean universe is almost complete.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Her sarcasm brought a smile to Crankshaft, who thinks she is just kidding!

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Now SHE is a birder…..

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Lillian is awesome.

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    Jim G Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Don’t be ridiculous, Ed.”

    Hey, now, why should he go and change something that he’s spent decades perfecting?

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    tcayer  6 months ago

    He’s smirking because HE knows some from South America!

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    csroberto2854  6 months ago

    (Crank douses Lillian’s head with three gallons of gasoline, and then sets it alight, which causes Lillian to burst into flames and she starts screeching like a black metal vocalist)

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