A friend of mine said this:“When you’re a kid, you think coffee is the drink for adults. When you’re a teenager, you think it’s beer.Now that I’m an adult, I know that the real grown-up drink is water. Drink water.”
As a kid, my go-to plan at sleepovers was to carry pure coffee decoction (basically coffee powder mixed with a little bit of water, you were meant to mix it with hot water to make coffee). My friends would always wonder how I wouldn’t fall asleep, and at 1:00 AM-ish, I’d swap their water for it.
Algolei I almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of the time I used Jolt Cola as a mixer with some Jack Daniels. By the end of the night I really wanted to pass out, BUT I COULDN’T.
Muntherdoesstuff almost 3 years ago
you know miles has a lot of energy when his pupils dilate
JDP_Huntington Beach almost 3 years ago
Coffee – it keeps you going…
AlnicoV almost 3 years ago
The black water that ran for days…
Ida No almost 3 years ago
Kevin’s such the hypocrite.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yeah, but then you build up a tolerance and have to give the monkey on your back a drink first.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
I can’t drink coffee. Keeps me up all night and I’m an insomniac.
Jethro Flatline Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You’ll appreciate that last part there when you’re older. That’s not a bug, it’s a FEATURE.
hswoolve almost 3 years ago
I can neither confirm nor deny that this happened to me the first couple of times I drank coffee.
me_the_polish_gull almost 3 years ago
Poor Miles…
car2ner almost 3 years ago
but if a kid has ADHD it might actually help settle him. Odd how that works.
diskus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just dont have him try and draw a new tatoo on you
Doctor Toon almost 3 years ago
Even people who drink regular coffee have told me that my Nuclear Coffee had this effect on them
I warn first time drinkers now
toasted [the champion of huzzah] almost 3 years ago
GOTTA GO!
Daeder almost 3 years ago
He forgot to mention that it’s the worst beverage Miles has ever tasted in his entire life!
ratton8 almost 3 years ago
A friend of mine said this:“When you’re a kid, you think coffee is the drink for adults. When you’re a teenager, you think it’s beer.Now that I’m an adult, I know that the real grown-up drink is water. Drink water.”
Imagine almost 3 years ago
These are some of the many reasons I prefer espresso.
stefaninafla almost 3 years ago
Miles just figured out what the adults mean when they say the coffee rental is due…
rick_e_bear Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Drink coffee – Do stupid things faster with more energy!
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
How much coffee did he have ? When he was little, my nephew had “his coffee” with breakfast. 1% coffee to 99% milk.
Sandy UwU almost 3 years ago
imagine how stupid it would be to reply to your own comment
Censorhead almost 3 years ago
As a kid, my go-to plan at sleepovers was to carry pure coffee decoction (basically coffee powder mixed with a little bit of water, you were meant to mix it with hot water to make coffee). My friends would always wonder how I wouldn’t fall asleep, and at 1:00 AM-ish, I’d swap their water for it.
leopardglily 6 months ago
Oddly enough, caffeine seems to have no effect on me. I’ll read a book while drinking coffee and then curl up for a nap. Weird.