Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 16, 2021

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    Algolei I  4 months ago

    Reminds me of the time I used Jolt Cola as a mixer with some Jack Daniels. By the end of the night I really wanted to pass out, BUT I COULDN’T.

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    Muntherdoesstuff  4 months ago

    you know miles has a lot of energy when his pupils dilate

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  4 months ago

    Coffee – it keeps you going…

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    AlnicoV   4 months ago

    The black water that ran for days…

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    Three Steps Over Japan  4 months ago

    Kevin’s such the hypocrite.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, but then you build up a tolerance and have to give the monkey on your back a drink first.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    I can’t drink coffee. Keeps me up all night and I’m an insomniac.

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    Jethro Flatline Premium Member 4 months ago

    You’ll appreciate that last part there when you’re older. That’s not a bug, it’s a FEATURE.

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    hswoolve  4 months ago

    I can neither confirm nor deny that this happened to me the first couple of times I drank coffee.

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    me_the_polish_gull  4 months ago

    Poor Miles…

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    car2ner  4 months ago

    but if a kid has ADHD it might actually help settle him. Odd how that works.

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    diskus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just dont have him try and draw a new tatoo on you

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    Doctor Toon  4 months ago

    Even people who drink regular coffee have told me that my Nuclear Coffee had this effect on them

    I warn first time drinkers now

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    Daeder  4 months ago

    He forgot to mention that it’s the worst beverage Miles has ever tasted in his entire life!

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    ratton8  4 months ago

    A friend of mine said this:“When you’re a kid, you think coffee is the drink for adults. When you’re a teenager, you think it’s beer.Now that I’m an adult, I know that the real grown-up drink is water. Drink water.”

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    These are some of the many reasons I prefer espresso.

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    stefaninafla  4 months ago

    Miles just figured out what the adults mean when they say the coffee rental is due…

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    WacomFan4901284  4 months ago

    Ha ha!

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    rick_e_bear Premium Member 4 months ago

    Drink coffee – Do stupid things faster with more energy!

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    How much coffee did he have ? When he was little, my nephew had “his coffee” with breakfast. 1% coffee to 99% milk.

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    Sandy UwU  4 months ago

    imagine how stupid it would be to reply to your own comment

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    Censorhead  4 months ago

    As a kid, my go-to plan at sleepovers was to carry pure coffee decoction (basically coffee powder mixed with a little bit of water, you were meant to mix it with hot water to make coffee). My friends would always wonder how I wouldn’t fall asleep, and at 1:00 AM-ish, I’d swap their water for it.

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