The “No one gets to make fun of her but me” clause.
Karaoke, Japanese for tone deaf.
Did he fix her cable?
Extra points if you get the reference.
She turned me into a newt…. Er… I got better.
It is said that house pets and babies are made cute by evolution so that we don’t kill them. Few other animals prove that as often as house cats.
No, she’s always been weird.
Where I live I frequently ride a commuter train that comes out of a tunnel and runs parallel to a major highway. The train is flying along and the cars are at a standstill. I find that very satisfying.
Spilled drinks, stale cigarette smoke, dirty clothes, unwashed body, gas, there are so many things about Mona that stink up the room.
Something about fresh produce turns some people into complete psychopaths…
The greatest difficulty of being a writer is that the primary tools of your trade are connected to possibly the greatest distraction ever devised, the internet.