A box of socks, slightly used by Mona…
Too late, and Mona is already holding it.
This is Mona’s room they are talking about, it would be a jungle red in tooth and claw under there.
The “No one gets to make fun of her but me” clause.
Karaoke, Japanese for tone deaf.
Did he fix her cable?
Extra points if you get the reference.
She turned me into a newt…. Er… I got better.
It is said that house pets and babies are made cute by evolution so that we don’t kill them. Few other animals prove that as often as house cats.
No, she’s always been weird.
Where I live I frequently ride a commuter train that comes out of a tunnel and runs parallel to a major highway. The train is flying along and the cars are at a standstill. I find that very satisfying.