Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2012

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    CyoteBlack  almost 12 years ago

    yes it did

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 12 years ago

    Silly Rat; don’t you know that Stephan will simply rise again unless you leave the pen in his heart?

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    noahproblem  almost 12 years ago

    I guess we should give Rat credit for waiting as long as he could…

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    BillWa  almost 12 years ago

    And the funny thing is, when you click save as, with all the others it is a gif, with the Sunday ones, it’s a JPG.

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    LuvThemPluggers  almost 12 years ago

    Groan………….

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    chireef  almost 12 years ago

    i’ve been using that joke for years

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    chireef  almost 12 years ago

    that’s probably not something to be proud of though is it

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    js  almost 12 years ago

    You’d think he’d say that with a straight font face.

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    AndyCanfield  almost 12 years ago

    It’s just a scam to make money. Beware of geeks bearing grifts.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Pastis will just “undie” like the killer whale did.

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    brightshade  almost 12 years ago

    I love what they brought to the graveside — pig, some flowers; goat, a mug of tea; and rat, of course, the murder weapon

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    firedome  almost 12 years ago

    a master paronomist has passed…i mourn the loss…

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    LiveToSurf  almost 12 years ago

    Best pun I have heard in quite a while.

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    cu8sfan  almost 12 years ago

    Took me a while this one as I call GIF “Jif”.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    “.gif me liberties or .gif me death…”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    “I regret that I have but one file to .gif for my comics…”

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    Hillbillyman  almost 12 years ago

    Pastis is only making ‘pun’ of himself.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Let’s kill Pg too. He’s the one who said it! Mmmmmmm bacon………

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    BTW, according to Christopher Moore, in the documentary of the life of Biff, Jesus’ childhood pal, the reason Christians can eat pork is because Jesus liked bacon. He just liked it, that’s all. And he’s God and all so, well, there you go…fry up some bacon for Jesus today……..(Oh, man, now I’m tempted to go door to door proselytizing about cooking bacon!) Wake up and smell the bacon America!

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    It is good to get murder out of your system, Rat. Cartoon-Pastis will of course be back, whether zombified or undied. It’s like, you know, Sisyphos. Roll the stone uphill; it falls down; roll it up again; repeat without end. So, also, Pastis will rise to pun again, and sooner or later will be put down again. And so on!

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    clamdigger Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I hope he doesn’t RIP too long. I need to get back to my daily routine ASAP. (my daily routine of Pearls every morning)

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    clamdigger Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I hope Mr. Pastis doesn’t RIP too long. I need to get back to my daily routine ASAP. (that’s Pearls in the morning)

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    jazzmoose  almost 12 years ago

    Why isn’t there a Nobel Prize for things like this?

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    rawcats  almost 12 years ago

    HA HA HA LOL Steve kicks it again!

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    Richfeetguy  almost 12 years ago

    RIP Stephan Pastis (1968-2012)

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    Shooter918  almost 12 years ago

    Pastis is like Kenny on Southpark….always comes back to life.

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 12 years ago

    Shouldn’t it read “RIPBS”?:-)

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    deanlie  almost 12 years ago

    Yay! I’ve learned how to read PBS — cover the strip with two pieces of scrap paper, uncover one panel at a time, see if I can figure out what the pun’s going to be. Works best with newspaper copy. Got it from the top 3!

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    corzak  almost 12 years ago

    Despite the .gif pun, I’m sure Pastis will .png right back tomorrow. He hasn’t really .psd away, anyway.

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    Number Three  almost 12 years ago

    R.I.P Cartoon Stephan Patis.

    I knew RAT wouldn’t be upset.

    LOL xxx

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    tigre1  almost 12 years ago

    Sweet Lord of Mercy, preserve Pastis awhile longer.

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    tigre1  almost 12 years ago

    And also Rat, Pig, Goat…and a few crocs, but may they never catch Zeeba Neighba…and restore the RoadRunner and Wiley, while giving those of us us without John Wayne our own true Guard Duck for sometime emulation…

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    finale  almost 12 years ago

    Re-GIFFING strips now that Pastis is RIP?

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    Patrick Brumfield  almost 12 years ago

    Rat is right. The man knows no limit when turning a phrase.

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    Bucinka  almost 12 years ago

    Actually, .PNG beats them both. .GIF is inappropriate for photographs, as it supports only 256 colors, giving photos a paint-by-numbers look. .JPG was okay for its time, but since it uses a lossy compression format, you must choose between file quality and file size. Plus, it does not support transparency. .PNG supports 256 levels of transparency, uses a non-lossy compression format, and like .JPG, it displays 16,777,216 colors. The only thing .GIF can do that the others cannot is animate. One day someone will figure out how to animate a .PNG, and then .GIF will be in the ground along with Pastis.

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    Jonathan Leblang Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I LOVE the pun strips!

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    Hoodude  almost 12 years ago

    Death/sting/where

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    justalurkr  almost 12 years ago

    Rat, you were far too mercifully brief.

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    EdFenster Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Clearly, Pastis had trouble navigating to his PUNchline because he couldn’t get his Berings Strait!

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    Kaputnik  almost 12 years ago

    Just when I was thinking that Pearls isn’t as good as it used to be…

    Classic.

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    geneatwell  almost 12 years ago

    Bering Straits?

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    120inna55  almost 12 years ago

    I think this pun originated back when Compuserve thought they owned rights to GIFs.

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    hcr1985  almost 12 years ago

    Careful, Rat…if Pastis dies you are out of a job

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    edsphoto  almost 12 years ago

    Too late as usual..

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    cubswin2016  almost 12 years ago

    Didn’t Rat kill him before under the cover of a black screen?

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    stanwal  almost 12 years ago

    Have you seen his strip showing singers Haggard and Travis standing in front of a Christmas Tree? Merles before Pine.

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    mercuryleopard  almost 12 years ago

    It’s okay, Pastis will jus undie in the next strip. He’s the master of un-dying characters

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    DOGLADY1 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    JUST LOVE IT

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    Stormrider2112  almost 12 years ago

    Nice pun…although it’s pronounced like the peanut butter chosen most by choosy moms :) (Jif, for those who haven’t watched TV in the past 50 years)

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    Logical Duck  almost 12 years ago

    Goat is just having a tiff.

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    Linda Solomon  almost 12 years ago

    Stephan, Stephan, Stephan….rise up Lazarus and gif us more!

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    FlippySuper  almost 12 years ago

    Wait,but these means Pearls Before Swine is over!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Of course Pastis didn’t really die…somebody drewtoday’s strip!

    <C’mon, Steph — Did j’ peg us for fools??

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    Canuckguy  almost 12 years ago

    This one made me laugh out loud

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    gosscomics  almost 12 years ago

    Your strip has a way to make me laugh! Keep it up!

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    LiviaBay  almost 12 years ago

    Snerk!

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    XianProf  almost 12 years ago

    Love the grin on the picture of Stephan in the last panel.

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    vldazzle  almost 12 years ago

    That is REALLY funny!

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    fulcherdavidl  almost 12 years ago

    Turn pig into bacon just for sayin’ it!

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    Nicholas Taylor  almost 12 years ago

    love it!

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    Barry St Denis  almost 12 years ago

    I love a good groaner and that is a great one.

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    pdfan33036  almost 12 years ago

    Stephan have you no shame?

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    CrypticWizard  almost 12 years ago

    I just love when Pastis picks on himself. No other cartoonist I’ve ever seen does what he does. That’s why this strip is one my favorites.

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    ibpaula1  almost 12 years ago

    Ah, Stephen … my hero. Besides you, Frank & Ernest has quoteful puns. The more my spine shrivels, the better the pun. Of course, we who love you know right from the beginning we’re being set up, but it’s such a delicious journey!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Jordy — not sure why people are still commenting on Sunday’s thread…. but in looking for something said yesterday, I saw your comment.

    Is it possible that your software is merely saving everything as.png?Some software does that so you can make multiple edits in a lossless format, without recompressing and losing picture data with every save.

    Then you can “save as” .jpg when you’re finished, and the image will only have been compressed once.

    If you change the file name, however slightly, when you do that, your original .jpg is also preserved.

    It would indeed be unusual if your software could change the file extension without your having saved the file, and also lose the original.

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    mouse2 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Aw!! I like the puns—they are complex and awful the way a great pun should be. Should I worry about Rat coming after me too?

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    CatDefender  9 months ago

    It’s pronounced with a soft G…

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