Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing, Goat? Goat: I'm putting together a book of famous waterways, but I'm having trouble getting good shots of the Bering Strait. Rat: No one has any good photos? Goat: Well, this one photo-collecting geek has offered to email me some, but they're all gifs, and I like jpgs. Pig: What are those? Goat: They're just different ways to compress images on the web. I like the color in jpgs better, so I want to be careful to not use any gifs. Pig: I guess that's why you hear the warning. Goat: What warning? Pig: Beware of geeks' bering gifs. Rat: It had to be done. "Pastis 1968-2012 Stabbed with his own drawing pen"
CyoteBlack almost 12 years ago
yes it did
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Silly Rat; don’t you know that Stephan will simply rise again unless you leave the pen in his heart?
noahproblem almost 12 years ago
I guess we should give Rat credit for waiting as long as he could…
BillWa almost 12 years ago
And the funny thing is, when you click save as, with all the others it is a gif, with the Sunday ones, it’s a JPG.
LuvThemPluggers almost 12 years ago
Groan………….
chireef almost 12 years ago
i’ve been using that joke for years
chireef almost 12 years ago
that’s probably not something to be proud of though is it
js almost 12 years ago
You’d think he’d say that with a straight font face.
AndyCanfield almost 12 years ago
It’s just a scam to make money. Beware of geeks bearing grifts.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Pastis will just “undie” like the killer whale did.
brightshade almost 12 years ago
I love what they brought to the graveside — pig, some flowers; goat, a mug of tea; and rat, of course, the murder weapon
firedome almost 12 years ago
a master paronomist has passed…i mourn the loss…
LiveToSurf almost 12 years ago
Best pun I have heard in quite a while.
cu8sfan almost 12 years ago
Took me a while this one as I call GIF “Jif”.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“.gif me liberties or .gif me death…”
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“I regret that I have but one file to .gif for my comics…”
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Pastis is only making ‘pun’ of himself.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Let’s kill Pg too. He’s the one who said it! Mmmmmmm bacon………
Varnes almost 12 years ago
BTW, according to Christopher Moore, in the documentary of the life of Biff, Jesus’ childhood pal, the reason Christians can eat pork is because Jesus liked bacon. He just liked it, that’s all. And he’s God and all so, well, there you go…fry up some bacon for Jesus today……..(Oh, man, now I’m tempted to go door to door proselytizing about cooking bacon!) Wake up and smell the bacon America!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
It is good to get murder out of your system, Rat. Cartoon-Pastis will of course be back, whether zombified or undied. It’s like, you know, Sisyphos. Roll the stone uphill; it falls down; roll it up again; repeat without end. So, also, Pastis will rise to pun again, and sooner or later will be put down again. And so on!
clamdigger Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I hope he doesn’t RIP too long. I need to get back to my daily routine ASAP. (my daily routine of Pearls every morning)
clamdigger Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I hope Mr. Pastis doesn’t RIP too long. I need to get back to my daily routine ASAP. (that’s Pearls in the morning)
jazzmoose almost 12 years ago
Why isn’t there a Nobel Prize for things like this?
rawcats almost 12 years ago
HA HA HA LOL Steve kicks it again!
Richfeetguy almost 12 years ago
RIP Stephan Pastis (1968-2012)
Shooter918 almost 12 years ago
Pastis is like Kenny on Southpark….always comes back to life.
Snoopy_Fan almost 12 years ago
Shouldn’t it read “RIPBS”?:-)
deanlie almost 12 years ago
Yay! I’ve learned how to read PBS — cover the strip with two pieces of scrap paper, uncover one panel at a time, see if I can figure out what the pun’s going to be. Works best with newspaper copy. Got it from the top 3!
corzak almost 12 years ago
Despite the .gif pun, I’m sure Pastis will .png right back tomorrow. He hasn’t really .psd away, anyway.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
R.I.P Cartoon Stephan Patis.
I knew RAT wouldn’t be upset.
LOL xxx
tigre1 almost 12 years ago
Sweet Lord of Mercy, preserve Pastis awhile longer.
tigre1 almost 12 years ago
And also Rat, Pig, Goat…and a few crocs, but may they never catch Zeeba Neighba…and restore the RoadRunner and Wiley, while giving those of us us without John Wayne our own true Guard Duck for sometime emulation…
finale almost 12 years ago
Re-GIFFING strips now that Pastis is RIP?
Patrick Brumfield almost 12 years ago
Rat is right. The man knows no limit when turning a phrase.
Bucinka almost 12 years ago
Actually, .PNG beats them both. .GIF is inappropriate for photographs, as it supports only 256 colors, giving photos a paint-by-numbers look. .JPG was okay for its time, but since it uses a lossy compression format, you must choose between file quality and file size. Plus, it does not support transparency. .PNG supports 256 levels of transparency, uses a non-lossy compression format, and like .JPG, it displays 16,777,216 colors. The only thing .GIF can do that the others cannot is animate. One day someone will figure out how to animate a .PNG, and then .GIF will be in the ground along with Pastis.
Jonathan Leblang Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I LOVE the pun strips!
Hoodude almost 12 years ago
Death/sting/where
justalurkr almost 12 years ago
Rat, you were far too mercifully brief.
EdFenster Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Clearly, Pastis had trouble navigating to his PUNchline because he couldn’t get his Berings Strait!
Kaputnik almost 12 years ago
Just when I was thinking that Pearls isn’t as good as it used to be…
Classic.
geneatwell almost 12 years ago
Bering Straits?
120inna55 almost 12 years ago
I think this pun originated back when Compuserve thought they owned rights to GIFs.
hcr1985 almost 12 years ago
Careful, Rat…if Pastis dies you are out of a job
edsphoto almost 12 years ago
Too late as usual..
cubswin2016 almost 12 years ago
Didn’t Rat kill him before under the cover of a black screen?
stanwal almost 12 years ago
Have you seen his strip showing singers Haggard and Travis standing in front of a Christmas Tree? Merles before Pine.
mercuryleopard almost 12 years ago
It’s okay, Pastis will jus undie in the next strip. He’s the master of un-dying characters
DOGLADY1 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
JUST LOVE IT
Stormrider2112 almost 12 years ago
Nice pun…although it’s pronounced like the peanut butter chosen most by choosy moms :) (Jif, for those who haven’t watched TV in the past 50 years)
Logical Duck almost 12 years ago
Goat is just having a tiff.
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
Stephan, Stephan, Stephan….rise up Lazarus and gif us more!
FlippySuper almost 12 years ago
Wait,but these means Pearls Before Swine is over!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Of course Pastis didn’t really die…somebody drewtoday’s strip!
<C’mon, Steph — Did j’ peg us for fools??
Canuckguy almost 12 years ago
This one made me laugh out loud
gosscomics almost 12 years ago
Your strip has a way to make me laugh! Keep it up!
LiviaBay almost 12 years ago
Snerk!
XianProf almost 12 years ago
Love the grin on the picture of Stephan in the last panel.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
That is REALLY funny!
fulcherdavidl almost 12 years ago
Turn pig into bacon just for sayin’ it!
Nicholas Taylor almost 12 years ago
love it!
Barry St Denis almost 12 years ago
I love a good groaner and that is a great one.
pdfan33036 almost 12 years ago
Stephan have you no shame?
CrypticWizard almost 12 years ago
I just love when Pastis picks on himself. No other cartoonist I’ve ever seen does what he does. That’s why this strip is one my favorites.
ibpaula1 almost 12 years ago
Ah, Stephen … my hero. Besides you, Frank & Ernest has quoteful puns. The more my spine shrivels, the better the pun. Of course, we who love you know right from the beginning we’re being set up, but it’s such a delicious journey!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Jordy — not sure why people are still commenting on Sunday’s thread…. but in looking for something said yesterday, I saw your comment.
Is it possible that your software is merely saving everything as.png?Some software does that so you can make multiple edits in a lossless format, without recompressing and losing picture data with every save.
Then you can “save as” .jpg when you’re finished, and the image will only have been compressed once.
If you change the file name, however slightly, when you do that, your original .jpg is also preserved.
It would indeed be unusual if your software could change the file extension without your having saved the file, and also lose the original.
mouse2 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Aw!! I like the puns—they are complex and awful the way a great pun should be. Should I worry about Rat coming after me too?
CatDefender 9 months ago
It’s pronounced with a soft G…