Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 25, 2012

Check your tea leaves

Mitt’s a drag, a well known drag.

Face it, people. RoboMitt’s an etch-a-sketch.

No, but check back tomorrow.

Total manipulative politician. He ran as governor here in MA as a moderate to left leaner. When he saw his chance he swerved hard right and changed his positions as often as the winds blew in another direction. An untrustworthy slimeball.

Total non-starter!

Hello, Hotel Canada? Reservations, please…

What about NOW!!!!

I know that you guys know this stuff, but ol Mitt, will need to sweep the big 3 in order to win, OH, FL, and PA. Throw in VA for good measure. Mitt needs all of them, in order to win. B.O. however, needs only any two, and right now he is leading in all 4 although it is very close in OH.

“Are you there yet?”.“No”.“Are you there yet?”.“No”.“Are you there yet?”.“No”

Well, he has to be consistent about something.

Huntsman described him perfectly, a “perfectly oiled weathervane”

GE1A: Right!!It was good enough for BO, & he even wrote books about it!

Can ya hear me now?

It is really a stretch to be accusing Romney of being a flip-flopper and at the same time backing the “Flip-Flopper-in-Chief”.

Would it be possible to give Gary a giant dose of Ritalin in hopes of bringing him back to the real world?

Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare, I’m for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer. And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I’ll continue to stand tall.You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya’ll…

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t- I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step, cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

People are calling Mitt the wrong pejorative. He’s not a flip-flopper. He’s a Mexican jumping bean.

Uh-oh! Put those tinfoil hats on, folks! The “liberal media” got to FoxNewz! Or is it something even more sinister?!?

Here’s what Rupert “Wiretap” Murdoch’s Fairly Unbalanced FoxNewz “wants to tell us”: Obama would have an advantage of 46 percent to 39 percent over Romney, if the election were held today. Three weeks ago the candidates were tied at 46 percent each.

@coyote … What he is, is a chameleon.

I’m still wondering what the “secret code” means when one LDS candidate refers to another as “well oiled”. As in if you nip at the tea, coke, or Shlitz, can you be trusted to stay on the “true line”?

Has your position on evolution evolved?

Voter fraud is almost unknown in this country. THe closest we have is voter suppression, a GOP tactic over and over again.

Hmmm… just why is Trudeau so interested in Mitt’s position on gay marriage?

Is anyone else finding this arc excruciatingly tedious?

“How about now” applies to ALL issues with Mitt, actually.

Sharuniboy, I respect and admire anyone who can back their argument with facts. While my satirical nature makes me say, like Dogsberry ( Much Ado About Nothing ) that " The law is an ass! …Then let it be writ down, sir, that I am an ass!", I relish your ability to bring logical and legal refutation to the specious comments sometime made here. Keep up the good work.

I’m still looking for that “liberal media” everyone keeps talking about — where is it?

It is a shame BH0’s ideas haven’t evolved from his socialist upbringing. Maybe a few chooms in the WH would help him understand basic finance.

Fags are boring.

Ahahaha best political statement I’ve seen in a while.