I think E.B. just needs knee grease.
I had char-broiled octopus in Greece. It was delicious!
08857 is the ZIP code for Old Bridge, NJ.
The Flaming Carrot needs a large wooden rabbit.
There’s a lot of beautiful gemstones out there, but women expect a diamond on their finger, and only a colorless one, even though diamonds come in all colors. This started when a British princess had one at her engagement, shown by the British press, and now everyone wanted one. Demand was also pushed be DeBeers of South Africa. The price of colorless diamonds skyrocketed, and any other color is industrial-grade.
Charlie Brown should have thought of this.
The “Spinach Effect” only works in pipe smokers with swollen cheeks.
I’m thinking the audience on any talk radio show looks like Bill the Cat.
Ack! I thought a computer screwup at Gocomics sent me “Cathy” by mistake.
Phylum: ArthropodaSuborder: Araneomorphae