Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 14, 2012

I think that’s irrelephant.

I think he might be MORE shocked to discover that she looks like she’s 5, when her profile said she was born in 1950.

And mud baths.

He’s trying to just take a day off from the stresses of being king, and this annoying girl comes along.

Anthropomorphizing of elephants is a Barbar-ous practice

And Shroeder emits a loud sigh of relief……….

Dan, I adore it!

“No, I like the nutty kind of Peanuts not the bratty kind.”

Another funny thing: Peanuts aren’t nuts. They’re legumes….a kind of bean that grows underground.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?………………………….Elephino……..

The fact that Lucy looks more cute here than in the original comics lol