Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 02, 2012

Give me a hand will ya.

The Punxsutawney townfolk could not decide whether Phil saw his shadow or not, but were certain he saw his demise.

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Hey! That’s good eating for Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern and rednecks.

tenderized road kill made into stew, yum. Pre-sliced, pre-diced, cubed and ready for the stew pot.

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Ground beef, groundhog… It’s all good.

and guess what? there’s ALWAYS 6 more weeks of winter on February 2. Always. damn near 7.

So sick! I love it.

Folks in Vermont, have more compassion than that, not a lot mind you, but some.

Sit back and watch the peta party…When the powerlineclearers chip their booty, this will be forever in my mind.

Surprisingly, ground pork isn’t made out of groundhog… . At least Wiarton Willy has the distinction of being an Albino groundhog, to set him apart from all those American rodents!

Ground pork is ground hog but not groundhog.

happy anniversary Mr, Miller

I’m pretty sure this means we’ll have 6 more months of campaigning….

whoopsie

oh ick (giggle!)

It’s either another 6 weeks of winter, or a month and a half until spring. I’m wishing we’d just have a real winter here. Seems more like Spring in MI.

Punxsutawney Phil is well grounded.

@Bday suit. How right you are.

I love this strip, however, I could have done without this one and I am sorry I read it prior to breakfast.

@ rayannina That’sEwwwwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwwwww!

That was Bill on Day 47!

It’s the birth of the Punxsutawney Chili Cook-Off

Becky, I’m with you. We haven’t even had 6 weeks of winter this season yet in SW MI.

He blowed up real good!

EEEEW. Please don’t do this again.

Do it again! Do it again!

From the looks of things, it’s too late for PETA…better call animal control to pick up the body!!!

If you ask Siri how much wood, she says everyone knows the answer is 42.

Gotta be the best example of forced mythos!

so purely evil it’s funny! coffee through nose funny actually.

Hey, I don’t see a shadow. Must be a short winter.

It reminds me of the old childhood standard, so everybody sing along with Mitch, now:

Great green gobs of greasy-grimey-gopher gutsmutilated monkey meatlittle tiny birdy feet

Two juicy eyeballsrolling down a dirty streetand I forgot my spoon.

But I brought my straw…..slurrrrrrrrrp.

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HA!

Looks like Ground Chuck to me.

All sorts of ‘ewwww’ on this one.

Time to watch the movie again!

Your comment on “clearing the sidewalk after the dogs had done their thing in the snow” reminds me of Martin Luther’s description of how God covers over our sin.

Celebrate Goundhog Day in style – enjoy some pork sausage!

A new definition of SNARGE (what comes out of a jet engine’s exhaust after a bird flies in……………..).

What Would Chuck Do

We haven’t had six DAYS of winter yet, gonna’ be a bad summer for water. Too bad we can’t grind up the TV “weather persons”, who only read a prompter and know NOTHING about “weather” except, “Gee folks, more sunny warm weather, how great!”

Wow, um, ew. This is a tough one for vegetarians. Maybe I’ll come back tomorrow?

Tail Wind Thought I was the only one who remembered that!

@tailwindAwesome song!!!!

If you were thinking of Primus’s similar tune that is.

If he sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter.

If he doesn’t see his shadow, six weeks until spring.

And if pieces of him land in light and shadow, six weeks ’til the next season.

The snow blower belonged to peta.

People Eating Tasty Animals?

Our ground hog (Woody in Michigan) did NOT see her shadow — but it’s already spring here — the snowdrops have been up for over a week and the grass is turning green.

That’s just cold, Wiley.

Yet another day I wish I didn’t have to see “This just in” as a front page.

I just DON’T think the ‘Phil’ would have approved … oh … right …

“B-But, I gave you GOOD news this time!!”