Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 05, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    Wrong word there, Flo. The guys’ minds are in the gutter.

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    Well Cpt. Eddie got his pipe smoking,for awhile.

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    Superfrog  over 12 years ago

    Well, at least you got their attention.

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    Harryfan  over 12 years ago

    I seem to remember something in the news recently about a topless coffee bar in Maine.

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    Oops, false alarm!

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    Ida No  over 12 years ago

    Ah, the idea is to bring in more ladies. Show those gals respect by taking off your hats and wiping the snow off your shoulders.  Wait, you’ve been in here for 2 hours, that snow should have melted by now…

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Maybe there should be a sign on the door for those inconsiderate customers. We actually have a sign saying “No hard hats in break room”, otherwise people would wear them while eating lunch.

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    wilb44  over 12 years ago

    Where is the cat going to end up???

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    artybee  over 12 years ago

    Three Steps Over Japan — Thank you for the lesson about sushi yesterday. Very informative. I’m still not going to eat it, but now I’m a little less ignorant.

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    Joe.Hilbig  over 12 years ago

    Caps. They’re wearing caps.

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    roctor  over 12 years ago

    Did Captain Eddie blow his lid?

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    ♪♫And with a swing of her hipsShe started to stripTo tremendous applauseShe took of her drawers

    And with a lick of her lipsShe undid all her clipsThrew it all in the airAnd everybody stared

    And as the last piece of clothingFell to the floorThe police were yelling out for more (more)On a Saturday nightIn 1924♪♫

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    Destiny23  over 12 years ago

    It was hilarious when The Beverly Hillbillies did this gag. Jethro’s restaurant was a failure, so he decided to make it “topless”. A trucker was thrilled when he heard this, since Ellie May was his waitress at the time, although less so when informed Granny would be on duty later. (Of course, Jethro was thinking of the hats waitresses usually wear…)

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    Studakas3  over 12 years ago

    Flo knows what they thought she meant, She did it deleberately.

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    digitig  over 12 years ago

    I remember that joke from the Beverly Hillbillies!

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    psychlady  over 12 years ago

    Oh, get with the program!

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    Mebeforeswine  over 12 years ago

    I was thinking she wanted the guys topless, but I don’t think that would attract more customers.

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    You know, if these guys would stop using her red hot dogs for salmon bait, people might think the food was better..You really can’t blame them tho. Those things will take two or three good hits before they start to break up.

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    hats off to you, Flo!

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    FlatheadFord  over 12 years ago

    @PlodsI remember that routine, Bert’s Beanery.

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    APersonOfInterest  over 12 years ago

    JMHO – Women’s lib should not excuse us from common decency or respecting decorum.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    “Flo topless”= Flop less…

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    The cat’s not wearing one.

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    teddyr  over 12 years ago

    One of my BIGGEST peeves of all time! Men who are too lazy or stupid or too poorly trained by their parents to know enough to remove their hats or caps in a restaurant! Or in ANY place for that matter when they come inside! If I had ever done that as a kid I would have been picking my cap up off of the floor (along with my head still in it), where my Dad had thrown it.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago

    But if Flo makes it a topless diner, then what’s going to happen when it rains/snows/whatever?And what of those whose religions require them to keep their heads covered? Are they being rude?

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    yuggib  over 12 years ago

    A military hat is referred to as a “cover.” At several NCO clubs, back when I was in, were signs stating, “Her who enters covered here, buys the house a round of cheer!” Some said “beer” instead of “cheer.” Soldiers in an NCO club can be real thirsty critters, and some of the beer drinkers all of a sudden started drinking name brand booze. It only happens once to a person, and then the lesson is learned.

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    Topless? As in “Flo’s low I.Q. stew”?

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    Tdog123  over 12 years ago

    Hats are rude in public anyway……. oh, wait…

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    d_legendary1  over 12 years ago

    Isn’t topless a British thing? Great joke BTW.

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    Hunter7  over 12 years ago

    Think I’ll just repeat yesterday’s…..They’re so cute when they are clueless.. I was going to add about head coverings and removals in houses, churchs, while visiting, etc. Going to stay out of it. Must try to have all the facts before pontificating.

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    Pygar  over 12 years ago

    “But she’s always a lady, even in pantomime, so she stops- but always just in time!”

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    ndave61  over 12 years ago

    TAPAS?

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    Savvo  over 12 years ago

    Oh thank God for that, she meant hats. Phew

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    wuchi51  over 12 years ago

    i love yer icon weasels also ripprd my flesh

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