L’il Guard Duck, with his trusty M-16A2, to the rescue, Neighbor Bob! Don’t worry, folks, it’s just a flesh wound. Of course, a 5.56 at point-blank range is going to smart a little….
At least LGD wasn’t over the top in his aim, or neighbor Bob might have lost his head in the exchange.
Reminds me of the bad joke about the two hunters:
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them accidentally gets shot, but it doesn’t look too serious. The other hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls 9-1-1.
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“My friend got shot!” he cries to the operator, “What can I do?”
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The operator, in a calm voice says: “Don’t worry. I can help. First, make sure he’s dead.”
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There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Bang!
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The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
being a “Bob” on this strip is akin to being a “Red Shirt” on Star Trek. I have to agree with Dr Lou above, it’s a pretty lame joke today but I do love LGD.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Looks like he aimed at the neck.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
what can be more encouraging than a little friendly fire from a well wisher
LLABDDO over 12 years ago
He needed that like he needs another hole in his head.
BLAMOOPS, Sorry Bob.naturally_easy over 12 years ago
Maybe Bob needs to go to rehab…
never mind. The shot to the base of the skull with an AK should take care of everything.
doc white over 12 years ago
^ That looks like a M16. Eather will do the job,just stand back so you don’t get messy.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Bob, you just thought you feeling down. Now how do you feel?Need some more? I got a whole clip here.
dugharry over 12 years ago
Friendly fire aint at all friendly believe me!!!
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
I hate ’dat duck!
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
Another Bob bites the dust!
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Just don’t ask for a nice Hawaiian Punch.
zero over 12 years ago
Golly gee - a lot of expressed pleasure over shooting Bob. We here near VA Tech don’t share that joy. Get it all out this year kids, no 2013…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
OK, so Guard Duck’s therapy doesn’t always work.
Give ’im a break - at least he took a shot at it.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Otto — his rifle may be recoiling, but it didn’t faze him at all.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
L’il Guard Duck, with his trusty M-16A2, to the rescue, Neighbor Bob! Don’t worry, folks, it’s just a flesh wound. Of course, a 5.56 at point-blank range is going to smart a little….
PICTO over 12 years ago
This is what happens when you shoot off your mouth.
carullus over 12 years ago
Enough with the reruns, please. Get on with the story.
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
in a recent survey of depressives, it was reported that those who were fatally shot were 99.9% cured of their depression.
What Shenanigans over 12 years ago
Bob should have been shot just for wearing the turtleneck-sweater combo. Who does he think he is— Carl Sagan?
JeffdlS over 12 years ago
Dat bad break, Bob.
finale over 12 years ago
It’s just a flesh wound.
ninja14 over 12 years ago
neighbor bob looks different every time he’s in a comic
wicky over 12 years ago
Shoulda just fragged him.
Snoopy_Fan over 12 years ago
“Not really… Try the other arm…”
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I wonder if Guard Duck is avenging Daffy and all the other ducks that got shot in the old cartoons.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
pearlsarefuzzy over 12 years ago
LGD always aims to please.
robertmrcrlp over 12 years ago
this is one where rat needed to hit steve.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
Looks as though Bob hasn’t left us yet – still holding on to the table with one hand . . . and the star shows that he’s feeling pain. Hold on, Bob!
bahramthered over 12 years ago
He shoulda just wished for a little spark to get going.
He’d get over tazer jolt a lot faster than the bullet.
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
Stephan must really hate some guy named Bob. LOL! ;-)
Ermine Notyours over 12 years ago
When Bob feels down, he really feels “down” (i.e., duck feathers).
wiselad over 12 years ago
hope Bob does not sing the Pat Benatar song “hit me with your best shot”
bmonk over 12 years ago
At least LGD wasn’t over the top in his aim, or neighbor Bob might have lost his head in the exchange.
Reminds me of the bad joke about the two hunters:
Two hunters are out in the woods. One of them accidentally gets shot, but it doesn’t look too serious. The other hunter takes out his mobile phone and calls 9-1-1.
.
“My friend got shot!” he cries to the operator, “What can I do?”
.
The operator, in a calm voice says: “Don’t worry. I can help. First, make sure he’s dead.”
.
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Bang!
.
The hunter’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago
Stupid
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
being a “Bob” on this strip is akin to being a “Red Shirt” on Star Trek. I have to agree with Dr Lou above, it’s a pretty lame joke today but I do love LGD.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
It’s official: Pig is stupid.
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s not what he meant when he said, “shot in the arm,” Guard Duck.
XtremePearls about 12 years ago
idiot
ConnorSchmidt about 3 years ago
LOLLOLLOLLOL
The Almighty Cookie Monster 12 months ago
Bob changes so much
alantain 12 months ago
Ducks can be so dang literal.