Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 25, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Well, they won’t believe he’s poisonous, but maybe the clothes could help convince the Crocs he’s contagiously crazy.

    Throw a few puns into your conversation, Zebra, that’ll help too.

    Believe me, I know.

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    RogueSymmetry  over 12 years ago

    This is why I can usually be found wearing orange t-shirts!

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    arye uygur  over 12 years ago

    But the only reason predators know that the frog is poisonous is because they already ate one frog. That one frog sacrificed itself for his species/

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Unfortunately, Larry and the crocs generally are too dumb to have watched that installment of “Planet Earth,” but it is nice to see Zeeba Neighba try some turnabout….

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    bahramthered  over 12 years ago

    Unless Zebra rolled a tv with this recorded and set to repeat it would never work.

    Honestly looking at that purple hat my first thought was the Joker, who wouldn’t need to fear the crocs. Seeing the rest on second look I thought clown. So now I’m rooting for the crocs.

    Kill the clown before they attack!

    http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/27298/Killer-Klowns-From-Outer-Space/overview

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    kreole  over 12 years ago

    The croc’s orange hair is a new one in my book……………

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    Rodney99  over 12 years ago

    I never realized Johnny Depp was part zebra…

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    Zebra needs to get a big slab of raw meat and liberally lace it with strychnine & leave it for his retarded asocial neighbors. . ..

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    BobSpelledBackwards  over 12 years ago

    Not sure about poka-dot pants but purple hat with feathers make Zeba neighbor look tasty. Mmmmm Zeba

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    Strong51Bad  over 12 years ago

    Rodney, you’re right. Zeeba DOES look like Johnny Depp!

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    BobSpelledBackwards  over 12 years ago

    Larry correct. Zeba neighba’ no fashioned minded. Everyone know you no wear poka-dot blue pants after la-baa dae.

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    Potrzebie  over 12 years ago

    Since when is Zebra imitating Pig?

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    TheSpanishInquisition  over 12 years ago

    Ees a leetle freeky.

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    And yet scientists try to convince us that “animals can’t see colour.” If that were true, all those bright warning colours would be wasted.

    How is being poisonous not “a natural defense”?Johnny Diego, it’s not just the white belt that’s protecting you, it’s the white belt with the plaid pants.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I guess that explains plaid.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    During the summer months months I frequently imbibe in Citrus Vodka and Tonic with a wedge of Lime.

    I have yet to get malaria or scurvy!!!!!!

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 12 years ago

    I think Zebra has gone off the deep end.

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    GypsyWoman  over 12 years ago

    Zeeba – let your poisionous Freak Flag Fly!

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Whooooooooooo!

    LOL xxx

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    rolleg  over 12 years ago

    Fashion-challenged, hahaha!

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    nanselmus  over 12 years ago

    Instead of dressing like a dandy, maybe Zebra should dress like a slob. Actually, if he dresses in any clothes, I don’t think he will be eaten. Crocs don’t like the taste and besides the shredded garments will get caught in their teeth and then they’ll have to go to the dentist which they hate.

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    CitizenRaven  over 12 years ago

    This looks like something Pig might do. I always thought Zebra was the down-to-earth logical type…

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    squirrel500  over 12 years ago

    I’m wearing red, blue, and yellow!

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago

    This is so inexpected from Zebra.And yet so entertaining.

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    Zebra acting like PigCrocks smart about color/fashion… I believe we have a personality crisis going on.Zebras are attacked by crocks at watering holes.Crocks could not take any zebra on land.But, this IS Pears Before Swine… uh, isn’t Pig and Pigita the only swine in this strip?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    Sing along with Zeeba: “Hey! Don’t come around here no more…”(Or am I being Petty?)

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    I agree about birds and reptiles having generally better color vision—consider all their bright patterns of color/plumage. Mammals (who were for most of their history apparently night-creatures, like rats, cats, or lemurs) tend to have poor color vision.

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    billbb  over 12 years ago

    It seems like dee ZeebstaGuy borrowed a bit of whatever Pig’s on for this strip.

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    TheMegaAwesomest  about 12 years ago

    Considering that the crocs don’t wear clothes, I think larry should be thinking about his on pants instead of zebra’s.

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    ZeebA16  about 11 years ago

    That’s kind of out of character for Zebra, since its usually the crocs doing the stupid things.

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    TURTLEDUDE  over 4 years ago

    This feels backwards

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    Doodlefudge  about 4 years ago

    Did any body notice that in the second to last panel zebra has hand shaped gloves. But he has hooves. What is this madness

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    edoyle527743  almost 4 years ago

    The one time zebra was being ridiculous and not the crocs

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    totallynotamoose  over 2 years ago

    one of the few instances where zebra is the idiot, not the crocs

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