Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2011
Pig: Hey, Goat, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Timbo the tortoise. Goat: How do you do? Tortoise: I have no comment at this time. Pig: He's in public relations. Goat: I see. Tortoise: If you'll excuse me, I'm now leaving to spend more time with my family.