Clay Jones for May 12, 2024

Looks like a case of the Q’s. Fortunately for the rest of the world, it appears terminal.

Seems more interested in attacking the spine.

It appears to be fatal.

I hope it terminal!

They did a brain scan of the GOP and didn’t find anything? Nothing at all? That’s not surprising.

AROOOO!

Imagine finding out you were growing a second head and instead of Roosevelt Greer it’s Klan Mom Green.

The proctologist found the problem.

GQP brains are too putrid for the worms. They had to go elsewhere.

Is today’s crap editorial supposed to be a take on John Carpenter’s The THING (1982)

Surgically removing that ugly tumor will kill the elephant though,

If Jewish space lasers were more accurate, they could burn that tumor right out…..Speaking of Trump’s surname, as someone did above: I’m hoping that eventually “Trump” will become as popular a term to describe a traitor as “Judas”, “Benedict Arnold”, or “Quisling.”

There is definitely something that has invaded the republican party.

It’s a malignant growth.

When I think of Georgia, I think of Marjorie. Perfect representative.

To be fair, RFK Jr doesn’t have a “brain worm”; it died a decade ago. It’s the death and decomposition that causes problems, but once it’s dissolved, the symptoms can fade away (assuming the host survives the experience).

you should see the boil on his @$$

The dead worm found in RFK Jr.’s brain already polling higher than Biden in 11 States.

….It’s just a MTG parasite living in your Uranus. It’s made up of a hot dense fluid of water, methane, and ammonia. It causes you to be tipped and to spin sideways on most issues.

Are republican voters brainless bots?

Republicans are crazed right wing extremists.

‘Crap!’ Lindsey Graham shouts down Kristen Welker as he calls to bomb Gaza like Hiroshima

Funny, sharp and you got some trumpfluffers upset. Another hat trick. LOLOLOLOL ROTFLMFAO.

LOL!! Remove that cancer on your back, NOW!!! (Or is it a blood sucking tick)?

The " wart that is (M.T.G.) on the “back” of the republican “elephant” is both much more pernicious and a bit further down…

The worm is preferable.

It’s the right wing billionaires they’re catering too. MTG’s just there to represent the rubes.

That is one ugly tick.

Actually, in that case the good news would be that it IS a worm eating your brain.

The worm was smarter than the host…..

That’s not the only cancer on that elephant.

That elephant is more cancer than elephant, by now.