1. On resigning from the Friars Club] I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.2. When told that a swimming pool was off-limits to Jews] My son is half-Jewish; can he wade in up to his knees?3. Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. …4. Marriage is a wonderful institution.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
“Quote me as saying I was misquoted.” – Groucho Marx
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Duck Soup- one of their greatest!
Ellis97 about 1 month ago
Nothing like a father and daughter bonding together over a black and white movie.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 month ago
Don’t forget the Animal Crackers.
Mario500 about 1 month ago
(senses a misunderstanding in this cartoon)
chidecki Premium Member about 1 month ago
Can’t go wrong with those two classics. I wish I was going….
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Hail Freedonia!!!!
bwswolf about 1 month ago
Guess in that case …… Bear ……. you’ll be fine with staying home …………….. and “OUT” of mischief ….. ;)
B UTTONS about 1 month ago
Just as long as Bear does not search for Bao and get Spirited Away or wind up with Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.
He should remind Molly that on the Big Night it should be Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs outside with a chance of Pineapple Express.
On the way home, Molly should remind her dad to stop and get some American Pie. Blueberry preferred.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
“Why a duck?”
Judeeye Premium Member about 1 month ago
A short list of the best Groucho Marx quotes:
1. On resigning from the Friars Club] I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.2. When told that a swimming pool was off-limits to Jews] My son is half-Jewish; can he wade in up to his knees?3. Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. …4. Marriage is a wonderful institution.