Mike Luckovich for April 17, 2024

Hmmm. I seem to remember Trump saying something about “Sleepy Joe,” the bicycle-riding, globe-trotting statesman who has traveled around the world in Europe, Asia and the Middle East this year, and successfully outmaneuvers Republican House Speaker after Republican House Speaker.

Turns out Drowsy Don the Dozing Con is the one who has a hard time staying, well, WOKE.

And while Drowsy Don the Dozing Con spent the day stuck in his trial trying to stay awake, Dark Brandon was on the trail — the campaign trail — as he has been traveling actively around the country like a man on fire, as those around him struggle to keep up.

Turns out it wasn’t “Sleepy Joe,” but Drowsy Don the Dirty Con, the “great businessman” who couldn’t even win running an Atlantic City Casino. Oh, and how is that great social media stock doing?

In “The City that Never Sleeps,” Dirty Don the Dozing Con can find a way. Zzzzzzzzz.

Hilarious how the labels they try to pin on those they oppose, end up being a perfect fit for themselves.

In any case, the teams are set for the 2024 season: PATRIOTS (Jack Smit, Letitia James, Alvin Bragg and Fani Willis) vs the STEALERS (Dozing Don the Drowsy Con and his gang of reverse Robin Hoods who steal from the needy and redistribute to the greedy).

In the TrumpubliKKKlan cult, every accusation is a confession!

No she says it did not happen.

And yet traitors continue to mistake koolaid for oxygen…..

The trial is soooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooring.

He wishes he could

What a coincidence. The others insisted on wearing a blindfold too.

I wonder what’s keeping him awake at night?

How soon until we see a MyPillow on the desk in front of Dozo the Clown?

Yeah, and she had to blindfold herself.

He’s having a dream in which he stars in a live pornographic snuff flick in which he ‘heroically’ tries to rid America of Lady Justice, to the tune of the Stones “I can’t get no satisfaction.”

“Worst 60 seconds of my life!” ~ Lady Justice

Joe Biden’s greatest accomplishment was showing the world just how great President Trump was.

Trump is clearly incompetent to stand trial. He needs to be ordered to a treatment facility.

Hey Themis, rap ‘im on the head when he starts noddin’ off.

rockabye baby in the hot seat…..when the wind blows his hair’s like dead wheat…..when the bough breaks, his empire will fall……& down will come rapist, sows ears & all.

he gets so bored when he’s not center stage babbling he drifts off to Donaldland whenever he’s prevented by court schedule from getting his pickhimup Adderall toot.

Oooooooh, Mr. Luckovich, you’ve done it again. WONDERFUL!

trump sleeping just shows how confident he is about getting off scot-free. Don’t worry, the fix is in and showing contempt for the process will get you more votes.

Today’s (David) “Borowitz Report" had this headline: “Majority of Americans prefer Sleeping Trump to Conscious Version”.

I heartily concur.

So many trials and charges he’s bored with it all.

“She’s just a 2. Not my type. Believe me.”

Cute toon. After all, it is just a farce, show trial. Trump might as well catch some zzzz’s because the outcomes are predetermined and it doesn’t matter if he’s awake or not.

Perhaps he is missing all those uppers that they handed out like candy in his White House.

Melania is so forgiving!

Now we know why Lady Justice is wearing a blindfold.

Her?! As Trump would say, “I never met her, I don’t know her, I don’t know who she is, and anyway, just look at her, she’s not my type, she’s not anybody’s type . . . .”

re: "Hmmm. I seem to remember Trump saying something about “Sleepy Joe … ”

Ol’ ’53 Killed that one dead today with a comment to Campbell’s cartoon on the same topic — which seems almost as popular a subject and OJ’s death.

Did anyone leave a wake up call for his brain? Or should we call Dr Frankenstein?