You don’t need a snooze alarm. At 71, you probably wake up with the pee alarm.
Over the years, my mother canned hundreds of quarts of tomato juice.
Most of the men are hoping for a warm front.
That’s the Tia Carmen who we all know and love.
Maybe she should stuff some of that popcorn down the front of her blouse.
I know how to stop the coronavirus. All I have to do is invest in a company that only manufactures masks.
I thought that was how we were supposed to get out of the parking lot.
I’ll contribute to that.