Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 24, 2024

umm thanks for the grand hopes, Kate

Socking it to him

Did Adam ever see the Aesop fable about the goose that laid the golden eggs?

A long, long time ago, it was not uncommon for people to stash extra cash in their sock drawer in rolled up socks.

“Those are the game socks worn by Michael Jordan and the rest of the Chicago Bulls in their first championship win! They are worth a fortune!”

“Oh…wait. Nevermind. Just common Fruit-of-the Loom”.

Did they ever look to see if there was anything IN the socks…like maybe a hundred dollar bill in each?

Do they even make sock puppets anymore?

Okay Adam go weep for 20 minutes!

Wonder what the antique roadshow guys would appraise them at? Or is the trunk we’re missing socks go to hide?

I still say there may be something in those old socks.

Judy Carne’s Hope Chest?

Set a timer, pal, and then shake it off.

Speaking socks, I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I canoe regularly along a canal the British army built in Canada about 200 years ago; and my trunk treasure fantasy is spotting a glint in the mud from a brass army payroll box filled with gold sovereigns.

One time I was 21 minutes old.

Not unless you found some valuable button-eyes somewhere. :)

i misread that ‘weep’ as something a lot more fun

I assume they would have noticed if anything was in the socks when they took them all out of the chest.

I think Bing Crosby used to stuff wads of banknotes into the toes of his shoes in the wardrobes. Once his house caught fire, but the money was (toe-tally) safe,