Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for April 14, 2024

This will never “abait”.

We get Gebecca Rant.

Is the fish from Louisville?

The only hit a Miami Marlin got all season.

How many times are we gonna get the “frozen fish bat” gag?—That was shopworn back in the Gately era.

Sometheeng fishy with that bat.

That cod n’t have gone better.

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA – Batboy!

Here, use this trout, Mike.

Who would have thought that using a trout as a bat would actually work wonders in hitting home runs?

Glad Dolly finally came out of the closet

Do I have to say it?

His shirt says bat boy, but his demeanor says manager. Maybe on this team, he is both!

Da slammin salmon.

Wow could have been a major leaguer if only I had used a fish instead of a bat.

Ask George Brett if that was a legal bat.

Maybe the red Sox should use fish instead of bats