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  1. about 11 hours ago on Heathcliff

    What, no cider for pugs, slugs, or man-eating giants? Someone contact the Pinkville BBB.

  2. about 11 hours ago on Gasoline Alley

    CLOVIA: “Everyone told me they just wanted gift cards, but I think those are so impersonal!”

  3. 1 day ago on Heathcliff

    SYNDICATE EDITOR (to GALLAGHER): “Drew Carey screams into the buttocks of a giant pigeon snow sculpture? Am I going to have to send you to a drug screening again?”

  4. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

    “The crime-scene cleaning service got most of the blood out of the carpets!”

  5. 5 days ago on Gasoline Alley

    Hyuk hyuk hyuk! I liked that joke back when they did it in the 1978 Superman movie.

  6. 7 days ago on Heathcliff

    Afterwards, they go out to chase babes, and rearrange to spell M-A-T-E.

  7. 8 days ago on Heathcliff

    Pinkville has the world’s worst Christmas parade.

  8. 8 days ago on Gasoline Alley

    “Mommy, Santa needs a bath!”

  9. 8 days ago on Crankshaft

    To acknowledge your grasp on reality, why not call it Shakey’s?

  10. 14 days ago on Heathcliff

    Gallagher must buy Bazooka gum there and swipe jokes from the wrappers.